i'm batman

ROBERT PATTINSON actor. just a rp blog

[rcbpatz]

occupation: actor

age: 39

birthday: may 13th

marital status: dating

residence: los angeles, ca & london, uk

nationality: english

children: none

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: straight

PLATONIC

best friend.

close friend: anna kendrick

good friend: margot robbie

good friend: bill skarsgard

good friend: hayley williams

sibling-like friends.

hook up turned friend.

platonic soulmates.

ROMANTIC

dating: anna kendrick

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one-sided romance.

past hookup: margot robbie

friends with benefits.

ex on good terms.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

NEGATIVE

ex on bad terms: suki waterhouse

enemies.

former friends.

frenemies.

rivals.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy: matthew tkachuk

[simoneashley]

First look at The Batman Part 2 (2028)

[notpedropascal]

ROBERT PATTINSON 'The Odyssey' photocall, London July 5, 2026

[rcbpatz]

[ttownkendrick]

anna: do you go full mole person while filming batman? lol anna: sitting through full glam isn't my fave, but for you, i'd do it 😘 is she generally frosty? nah, she more or less told me she didn't 'trust me'. but like i said, i let it go, cause it didn't really phase me. and yes, of course it was a coincidence lol. don't think i even knew they were together when we started things.

[rcbpatz]

rob: kinda? it fits the role, lol, and this one's going to be a lot of night filming.

rob: i fully get that, but thank you. you'll make them 100% more entertaining and bearable. i would say hot or cold, so sort of? oh, she says the same to me. she was mad at me because her dad still liked me, lol, like i controlled that. good, you shouldn't let it. it's always fairly ridiculous things or dramatics. i thought so, and i didn't either. i don't see the big deal then?

[ttownkendrick]

[rcbpatz]

[ttownkendrick]

anna: yeah, please don't make me become a mole person, rob. i'm become translucent at that point. anna: they are. i'm glad they were sated with a picture of the two of you together lol. yeah, we haven't spoken in a while but that's the feeling i got last time we did. i had a brief fling with her now husband forever ago. and i guess now that i'm with you, she thinks i'm like... a stalker or something? i don't know. but i didn't let it get to me. and like you unfairly pointed out, we've known each other for nearly 20 years now lol

[rcbpatz]

rob: fine, fine, i'll see what i can do. batman filming is coming up very soon, though...

rob: me too. it's never fun having them bother you all night at those things. i'm making you come with me next time. i think that may just be her? lol. i know that, and still don't understand how he landed either of you, but that's beside the point. surely it's just a coincidence, innit? good. hey, if i have to be aware of it, so do you. 😂 but exactly.

[ttownkendrick]

anna: well i hope you don't have to go full mole person to get away from it all. i don't like being underground lol anna: hah, pretty much what i figured but hey, like i said, thought i'd at least ask. am i? no, can't say i am. even though she hates me, i know you two have a lot of history and i'm glad things are more civil on her end towards you

[rcbpatz]

rob: aw, but kimmy schmidt made it look so fun. that may not be good for either of us, though, true. we are already quite pale.

rob: those people are the real vampires. they're a lot harder on you girls, you know how it goes. well, good. because yeah, it wasn't nearly as exciting as they tried to make it out to be. she hates you? lol, why? me i can understand, but what did you do to her? 😂 it is nicer to not get cussed out whenever we talk, must say.

[awilliamstt]

Oh, wow! if Twilight hasn’t faded for you by now, I have no hope of ever escaping a homicidal doll. People latch onto the thing that scared them the most and never let it go. And no, I never had the doll, thankfully! I feel like if I’d taken her home, she’d have ended up sitting at the foot of my bed just to mess with me.

[rcbpatz]

haha, it might. twilight was... big for a lot of people. plus, they don't let it die. television series, rereleases, redos of the books, etc. it feels like there is always something new. it worked for the halloween and chucky films, true. yeah, that's why i'm glad i didn't have to mess with many props from those. although, the only scary one was the weird baby thing.

[rcbpatz]

[txt; suki] hey, happiest of birthdays, love. how are you feeling, old? 😅

[text]: why, thank you. nah, 40 is the new 20. or that's what i've been telling myself. @swaterhousett

[queenrhaenyras]

The Drama (2026) dir. Kristoffer Borgli

[awilliamstt]

I swear every interview I’ve done this month has circled back to M3GAN. I’ll be talking about something completely unrelated and suddenly someone’s asking if I ‘still have the doll.’ At this point I’m tempted to start lying just to see how fast TMZ picks it up.

[rcbpatz]

i still get asked about twilight just about daily, so sadly i doubt it will go away anytime soon for you. people have a hard time moving on. but out of curiosity, did you have the doll at one point? hey, lying in interviews has always worked for me.

[rcbpatz]

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[ttownkendrick]

anna: it’s a date. both now and hopefully after Batman lol.

anna: should i be asking about the suki thing? i mean, i assume it was just you guys bumping into each other on the red carpet and the paps were desperate for the photo. but it seems like the gossip mags really wanted me to be jealous about it so… 😂 figured I’d at least bring it up

[rcbpatz]

rob: fingers crossed. i feel like life will be mad during and after that. i may need to go into hiding.

rob: lol, if you'd like? but yeah, pretty much. we're having to do a dior project together, so we've been trying to be more civil. or she has. and you know how the paps are at those things. are you?? 👀

[rob-pattinson]

ROBERT PATTINSON 2026 | "The Drama" Premiere in Rome, Italy (March 26)