i'm batman

ROBERT PATTINSON actor. just a rp blog

[rcbpatz]

occupation: actor

age: 39

birthday: may 13th

marital status: dating

residence: los angeles, ca & london, uk

nationality: english

children: none

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: straight

PLATONIC

best friend.

close friend: anna kendrick

good friend: margot robbie

good friend: bill skarsgard

good friend: hayley williams

sibling-like friends.

hook up turned friend.

platonic soulmates.

ROMANTIC

dating: anna kendrick

flirtationship.

one night stand.

one-sided romance.

past hookup: margot robbie

friends with benefits.

ex on good terms.

celebrity crush.

previously friendzoned.

NEGATIVE

ex on bad terms: suki waterhouse

enemies.

former friends.

frenemies.

rivals.

negative influence.

mutual jealousy: matthew tkachuk

[ttownkendrick]

[rcbpatz]

[ttownkendrick]

anna: yeah, please don't make me become a mole person, rob. i'm become translucent at that point. anna: they are. i'm glad they were sated with a picture of the two of you together lol. yeah, we haven't spoken in a while but that's the feeling i got last time we did. i had a brief fling with her now husband forever ago. and i guess now that i'm with you, she thinks i'm like... a stalker or something? i don't know. but i didn't let it get to me. and like you unfairly pointed out, we've known each other for nearly 20 years now lol

[rcbpatz]

rob: fine, fine, i'll see what i can do. batman filming is coming up very soon, though...

rob: me too. it's never fun having them bother you all night at those things. i'm making you come with me next time. i think that may just be her? lol. i know that, and still don't understand how he landed either of you, but that's beside the point. surely it's just a coincidence, innit? good. hey, if i have to be aware of it, so do you. 😂 but exactly.

[ttownkendrick]

anna: well i hope you don't have to go full mole person to get away from it all. i don't like being underground lol anna: hah, pretty much what i figured but hey, like i said, thought i'd at least ask. am i? no, can't say i am. even though she hates me, i know you two have a lot of history and i'm glad things are more civil on her end towards you

[rcbpatz]

rob: aw, but kimmy schmidt made it look so fun. that may not be good for either of us, though, true. we are already quite pale.

rob: those people are the real vampires. they're a lot harder on you girls, you know how it goes. well, good. because yeah, it wasn't nearly as exciting as they tried to make it out to be. she hates you? lol, why? me i can understand, but what did you do to her? 😂 it is nicer to not get cussed out whenever we talk, must say.

[awilliamstt]

Oh, wow! if Twilight hasn’t faded for you by now, I have no hope of ever escaping a homicidal doll. People latch onto the thing that scared them the most and never let it go. And no, I never had the doll, thankfully! I feel like if I’d taken her home, she’d have ended up sitting at the foot of my bed just to mess with me.

[rcbpatz]

haha, it might. twilight was... big for a lot of people. plus, they don't let it die. television series, rereleases, redos of the books, etc. it feels like there is always something new. it worked for the halloween and chucky films, true. yeah, that's why i'm glad i didn't have to mess with many props from those. although, the only scary one was the weird baby thing.

[rcbpatz]

[txt; suki] hey, happiest of birthdays, love. how are you feeling, old? 😅

[text]: why, thank you. nah, 40 is the new 20. or that's what i've been telling myself. @swaterhousett

[carpenter-sab]

The Drama (2026) dir. Kristoffer Borgli

[awilliamstt]

I swear every interview I’ve done this month has circled back to M3GAN. I’ll be talking about something completely unrelated and suddenly someone’s asking if I ‘still have the doll.’ At this point I’m tempted to start lying just to see how fast TMZ picks it up.

[rcbpatz]

i still get asked about twilight just about daily, so sadly i doubt it will go away anytime soon for you. people have a hard time moving on. but out of curiosity, did you have the doll at one point? hey, lying in interviews has always worked for me.

[rcbpatz]

[rcbpatz]

[ttownkendrick]

anna: it’s a date. both now and hopefully after Batman lol.

anna: should i be asking about the suki thing? i mean, i assume it was just you guys bumping into each other on the red carpet and the paps were desperate for the photo. but it seems like the gossip mags really wanted me to be jealous about it so… 😂 figured I’d at least bring it up

[rcbpatz]

rob: fingers crossed. i feel like life will be mad during and after that. i may need to go into hiding.

rob: lol, if you'd like? but yeah, pretty much. we're having to do a dior project together, so we've been trying to be more civil. or she has. and you know how the paps are at those things. are you?? 👀

[rob-pattinson]

ROBERT PATTINSON 2026 | "The Drama" Premiere in Rome, Italy (March 26)

[rcbpatz]

[ttownkendrick]

anna: tropical sounds good to me. maybe we can hit up france during the summer. we could try the dominican or something?

[rcbpatz]

rob: it is more the season for that. that could be fun. maybe after batman's done if you're free? that sounds nice. i can't say i've been there many times.

[rcbpatz]

[Txt; suki] hey! it was nice to see you last night and thanks for taking pity and saving me out there last night, damn vultures 😅

[text]: oh, it felt like the least i could do. those people don't seem to know the meaning of the word no... but it was nice to see you, too. @swaterhousett

[swaterhousett]

Spotted at the Vanity Fair after-party: former flames Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse looking awfully comfortable together, even long after the red carpet cleared. The two actors, who dated for years before splitting, reportedly spent most of the night side-by-side—laughing, chatting, and keeping close.

Interesting, considering Suki is married to NHL star Matthew Tkachuk (and mom of two), while Robert has been off the market since Anna Kendrick pitched perfect date plans to him!

Of course, it could be totally innocent… but in a room full of A-listers, they seemed to have eyes mostly for each other. Most notably a moment on the red carpet where he's seen coming to pose with her after she's called him over. Old sparks—or just friendly nostalgia? Hollywood is already whispering. Check out the video for yourself below and sound off in the comments!