[txt] Thank you for those backstage passes.
[txt] Are we talking about the tickets or anal sex, darling?
[txt] Why can’t it be both?
[txt] Well it’s a good thing I have another concert coming up soon, then. Your posh arse better be there.
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[txt] Thank you for those backstage passes.
[txt] Are we talking about the tickets or anal sex, darling?
[txt] Why can’t it be both?
[txt] Well it’s a good thing I have another concert coming up soon, then. Your posh arse better be there.
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[txt] Thank you for those backstage passes.
[txt] Are we talking about the tickets or anal sex, darling?
☂ Bulldog-Innit’s Follower Thank You + Giveaway ☂
To say thank you to all of my incredible followers and mates who’ve stayed with me despite all that’s gone on in my life and my (unfortunately frequent) absences, I’m doing a bit bigger giveaway than usual.
Your presence and interactions have truly been a joy for me. I’ve made so many remarkable friends on here, as well has had some tremendously fantastic threads both on here as well as places like Discord and Skype.
To celebrate the winter season and gaining a few hundred new followers over the past few months, here’s what’s up - I’m giving away the following:
Brand new Blu-ray copy of Kingsman: The Golden Circle
25 custom 1.5″ pinback buttons
$30 credit to my Etsy store (opening soon!)
I’m sorry to say that the main drawing is only open to my mates in the United States (just because shipping is sadly *insane*). International followers, please still enter – I’ll still hook you up with some digital goodies (such as a custom layout, promotional graphics, edits, and anything else you’d enjoy. We’ll chat if you do win). If an international user is drawn, that means I’ll draw again until a United States user is chosen.
To enter the giveaway, you must:
Follow me
Reblog this post
Should you win, be willing to provide me with a legitimate mailing address and your name
Feel free to reblog as many times as you’d like (one entry per reblog every 48 hours), but do not spam this post. If you reblog more frequently than that time frame, I’m afraid I’ll have to disqualify you. I want to get the word out and allow folks entries, but let’s be reasonable, yeah? Winners will be selected at random with a generator. The closing date for entries is 30th December 2017 (at 11:59pm CST). Winner will be notified by both tumblr messenger and ask box.
If no response within 72 hours, I will select an alternate winner. (If initial winner contacts me after this period, I will give them a consolation prize of a graphic of some sort. But it’s only fair that there is a limited time to claim the prize.) This process will continue until ultimately the winner is confirmed.
Love to all, and good luck, bruvs! And thanks again for being the best!
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Sadly all too often the RPC can become a rather toxic environment. Or perhaps there are difficult issues being faced away from the computer and one doesn’t have good resources or a support system to turn to.
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Are you banging Charlie? Who tops? Is he any good? Got yourself a toy boy, El.
“Of course I fucking am. He’s quite the slut and that’s how I like them. I’m not a big fan of how he cries afterward about some sort of egg, though. I don’t know what the hell is wrong with the boy, but at least he fucks like a bloody champ.”
@charleshesketh
The Bitch has sighted @charleshesketh
“Charles!” Elton wailed from his dressing room, throwing his empty glass onto the floor and it subsequently shattering. “Where the hell did you run off to?!”
Oh good Lord.
The wail was like nails on a chalkboard, but, Charlie had long since learned that it’s best to go on the first wail than to face the tantrum ignoring him would cause. In all honesty, they had kidnapped a giant, overgrown child.
He stared at the shattered glass and sighed. “What do you want?”
Elton’s demeanor changed the moment Charlie stepped in his room, a small smile crossing his lips. “There you are, darling. Daddy’s all out of mai thai. Fetch me another, won’t you, peaches?” He stood, taking a few steps closer to the young man, reaching out to touch his arm. “Share a drink with me, while we’re at it?”
The Bitch has sighted @charleshesketh
“Charles!” Elton wailed from his dressing room, throwing his empty glass onto the floor and it subsequently shattering. “Where the hell did you run off to?!”
The Bitch has sighted @statesmancognac
Elton stops mid song, cursing under his breath. He notices Elden lingering backstage, and points directly at him. “You! Boy! Come here. Now. I haven’t got all day, slut!”
“Darling, if you save the world…
you can have a backstage pass!”
Like for a starter and this queen bitch’ll get back to you.
starter | @statesmanxvodka
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, please tell me you’re not another one of that bitch Poppy’s girls?” Elton scoffed and rolled his eyes as he adjusted his headdress.
“Now on with it, what do you want?” He grumbled while reapplying his lipstick in the mirror.
“Of course not,” Lena smirked, amused by legendary pop star, “I don’t dress like I love Lucy and I hate gold.”
“I’m here with Statesman, you may know two of our associates, Harry Hart and Eggsy Unwin.” Lena said, picking a thread off her jacket. “We just like to check in with those who were involved with the incident, make sure that you were doing okay.”
Elton paused, lowering the lipstick as he turned around to face her. “Statesman? The chaps who make that swill of a drink, yes?” He gave a thoughtful nod. “Well, I’m in one fucking piece, darling, and thank Dolly Parton’s tits for that. Now what are you really wanting to know?”
starter | @statesmanxvodka
“Oh, for fuck’s sake, please tell me you’re not another one of that bitch Poppy’s girls?” Elton scoffed and rolled his eyes as he adjusted his headdress.
“Now on with it, what do you want?” He grumbled while reapplying his lipstick in the mirror.
greeter | @statestequila
“My, my. Why the pout?” Elton shifted as he watched the younger man in the mirror as he continued to powder his face, mimicking the other’s expression.
“Perhaps I could help you turn that frown upside down.” He gave a wink.
greeter | @agentjackwhiskey
“Why hello, Brown Dirt Cowboy.” Elton leaned back in his plush seat as he spread his legs a little, looking the man up and down. “Have you come to give me a ride away from this dreadful place? I’ve always fancied a go with a rugged vaquero.”
Hey queens this is a sideblog for @bulldog-innit so I promise I’m following all of you and not being that much of a bitch.
Elton’s the diva, not me.