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Miranda: So my plan is to kidnap this child and-

Karl: Who

Miranda: This child named-

Karl: Asked.

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Alcina: *Big, angry vampire lady threats*

Y/n: Awh shit, man. I think I just came in my pants a little bit...

Alcina: What.

Y/n: What.

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It's been a year.

Alcina, after she's been thrown into water by Heisenberg: does my hair still look good?

Y/n: Sure does, honey.

POV: We met Heisenberg today.

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Y/n: What's that sound?

Donna: Oh, I'm just playing my theremin

[Spooky Halloween music ensues]

Heisenberg: You know I got a kid, right?

Alcina: Yeah, Rose, I know.

Heisenberg: Nah nah, I got another one. His name is Fungus.

Alcina:

Alcina: What the fuck-

Imagine this

Heisenberg, after he's breathed in helium: Alcina, you 9 feet tall slut!

Alcina: I apologise, Y/n, but my breast are about to fall out of my tiddy holders.

Y/n, reaching out their hands: I've got you, I'm a professional.

Heisenberg, when they abduct Ethan: Speaking of fucks, this meeting is sponsored by duckduckgo!

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slay or not, but yas is aint it

H u h

What

You, my dear friend, are hideously un funny, but you manage to create CONTENT

...

It's funny how

How most of the jokes are yours, good sir.

Heisenberg, calling Mother Miranda: Hey, Miranda? Why is the inside of my knee sweaty?

Mother Miranda: ...

Mother Miranda: Have you been sucking dick again?

Bela: Oh my god, what happened to your back?!

Y/n: Your mom happened.

Heisenberg: Sup, hoe! me and the boys are getting out of this bitch!

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela: [the boys in question]

Y/n: I'm sure your mother would be very dissapointed in you!

Lady Dimitrescu: Wrong, I actually told them to do that.

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