Reavie's mess

"That, my friend, is a bloody mess."

[serooks]

I would like to talk about the only married couple I respect and love.

I’m naming Crowley and Aziraphale.

An angel. A demon.

Two adorable baddies.

[thelilnan]

there is no heterosexual explanation for anything that happens in Good Omens

[starknesskenobi]

Good Omens a summary

[monkeysiu]

LOOK AT THEM

[threemushroom]

- Crowley?

- Yes?

- Could you please stop scratching my wings?

[rea-vie]

already obsessed with this SHOW

[avengersthings]

[killowave]

[ironstrange-quotes]

OP ur the only one who understands me

[thedreadvampy]

it’s not secret that captain marvel is gay

and also YOU MAKE THE MOVIE IT IS YOUR JOB TO MAKE IT NOT A SECRET

[theysaidtheseathogwartsprobably]

Minerva McGonagall: What’s your biggest weakness?

Sirius Black: I can be uncooperative.

Minerva McGonagall: Can you give me an example?

Sirius Black: No.

[gruntsandpoetry]

Hannibal Crack Rewatch: One Crack Post Per Episode ↳1.09 Trou Normand

[hannibalssketchbook]

Their relationship was an absolute rollercoaster. 

[rea-vie]

Hannibal: hello, i would like to report one sighting of the dastardly Hannibal Lecter.

Verger Grunt: where did you see him, sir?

Hannibal: in the mirror. he is one great looking motherfucker.

Hannibal: *hangs up payphone*

[lastplantagenet]

hannibal is an a-grade negotiator 

(any scenario where he gets to see Will is a win in his book)

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[dixon-arrows-deactivated2018052]

Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

[beckyhop]

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

[visionssofgideon]

Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl 

[onceuponamirror]

ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion. 

[hasbrotoys]

serbian recipes: if you think there’s enough garlic, it’s not enough garlic

[theoppositeofadults]

Toujours sage. 

[chickenleggy]

“Je sais faire la différence entre un adversaire politique et une ennemie de la République.”

Benoît Hamon, saying it like it is.

[ghost-roads]

I love him okay

[seanconneraille]

current mood: french and scared

[wishuwerebear-blog]

How I feel right now about french elections