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Overreach, Weather Channel. We’ve talk about this. This is overreach.

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That “Must See” feels a little aggressive. All our other alerts are optional; watching this man get punched in the face is imperative.

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It was jarring to learn that any possibility of a calmer year was about to be lost to me, but then I realized it was kind of freeing to know not to try.

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This couldn't be a better alert. Every word is wonderful, all the way down to "(Video)"

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Dear Yahoo, can you offer a sub-selection so I can opt in to Mets news but out of Tim Tebow news? Great thanks.

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Super timely popular music reference, Ruby Tuesday. That's gonna go a long way to hooking The Youths.

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That's right, it's Beanie Wells, again. There are other players in your league, guys.

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I don’t usually click through on these, but I’m genuinely interested to know which of my Pins would be helpful to defeat the Powerpuff Girls.

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It’s hard to overstate how important this protein is to all young vaguely-defined “protein” animals. It basically reinvented grass-eating.

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WHAT is the DEAL with brand awareness!

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Redundant.

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This is a wrong number, let’s start there. This person seems to be barking up the entirely wrong tree, but, hold on, perhaps not. I’m definitely not Ginger (name or hair color), nor vegan, nor from SoCal. That leaves FA. Fashion Assassin? Formally Alert? Forensic Amateur? Fountain Aspirationist? Any of these would be true. 

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Pinterest, if you have a new method for making tomato sauce you want to tell me about, you can just say so.

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