curious cat

your address for skeptical and measured Gaylor Swift takes. Kaylor broke up in 2016. always up for a secret gf theory. a sideblog/won’t follow back.

[backbeneaththesun]

shes like Whats up guys i just found out about the color lavender for the First Time. i even had to google it! haha isnt it funny that there are No other things that are related to lavender? isnt it so funny that i didnt know anything about a relationship being lavender before i watched mad men? haha its so funny that i can describe my relationship with this word that i just learned about that means something very specific that ill tell you about it right now so you dont have to google it?

[backbeneaththesun]

next track is gonna be called uhhhhh (spins wheel) stonewall and its gonna be about (draws from hat) hiding your true feelings from the public (throws dart at a map) about men with blonde hair (rolls dice) because people on twitter are mean

[bbcsherlock]

taylor swift going to her mailbox to see if she got a letter 

[whatiwillsay]

Grammy gate alert! Someone in the press wrote about Joe not being William Bowery www(.)gawker(.)com/celebrity/joe-alwyn-taylor-swift-william-bowery-conversations-with-friends

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i am pissing and shitting pls this is so funny 😭😭😭

[lindsaychrist]

how her explanation literally makes no sense

[whatiwillsay]

my response to this in-sub will probably get deleted so for anyone who thinks i'm a shill for tree:

i would also add - would a shill for tree release a kaylor episode a couple weeks ago? do a tiktok series on swiftgron? do episode upon episode about how taylor is a big gay gaymo? debunk her most famous boyfriend?

people are strange.

[readingthelastpage]

Tily was a theory on the L Chat in 2017 already and I and others blogged about it in 2019 too and I'm sure someone picked it up around 2020 even before the podcast, this is so weird

[snoopysfriendwoodstock]

folklore’s release genuinely was one of the best times online in recent memory. the pure excitement of getting a surprise taylor swift album especially during such a dark time, the anticipation of having no lead singles to go off of and only a track list, the drastic shift from lover aesthetic towards something that so many of us wanted. and then when the album came out and it was everything so many of us had ever wanted from taylor. so many people wrote so much brilliant analysis about that album and made so much art and every single post about it was so clearly driven by emotions that only months of self reflection could bring out. every analysis post felt a little more like a confession and it was one of the best examples of fans turning taylor’s stories into our own. folklore is the magic of taylor swift x1000!

[theviralwitch]

guys can you shutup im making scenarios in my head that will never happen but I'm invested

[likethegardens]

[kaylor]

okay so upon rewatching.... taylor is putting herself in both the bride and groom's place. she's the groom giving the speech and presenting the bride with a gift, she's the groom in the bathroom seeing herself in the mirror not because he was supposed to marry her but because taylor was supposed to be the groom. she's the bride when she's sabotaging the cake (the proof is in the rose dress pudding), she's removing the groom from the picture, she's the bride at the first dance telling the groom none of this is real. the only time she's herself is when she's telling the kids how to crash a wedding, showing them magic tricks and being a bad influence.

[yourorganicshoes]

update: the bottoms of his shoes are red 💋

[kaylor]

bro i've only just seen this... she's the groom in the first dance scene because the bride's dress is white, the perspective shifts when her dress turns red and she's taylor again. she's the groom in the cake scene because she's literally removing the "groom" from the picture, she's uncovering the perfect white facade to show the red cake underneath

[kaylor]

hmmm it's also not just about placing herself into this wedding narrative, it's more than that. it's showing that "no matter how hard you try to cover up your past and hide it, i will always be lurking underneath. you'll never erase me from our shared history, you can pretend we don't have any shared history all you want but in the same way that you touched everything in my life i also touched everything in your life and there are things that will always remind you of me no matter how hard you try to plaster over it with your ivory buttercream. i absolutely am harder to forget than i am to leave."

[gaylorsoftwitter]

[readingthelastpage]

serious question: do you guys think he had a "fuck the patriarchy" keychain because she specifically mentioned the keychain somewhere and I just missed it, or is it just supposed to be read as "you throw me the keys, [I will drive instead of the man because] fuck the patriarchy"

[readingthelastpage]

@hoziersgf oh good one, I agree with you! didn't even think of looking up the lyrics, I just listened and came here all confused because I thought I Mandela-effected a keychain out of the song 🙃

[readingthelastpage]

serious question: do you guys think he had a "fuck the patriarchy" keychain because she specifically mentioned the keychain somewhere and I just missed it, or is it just supposed to be read as "you throw me the keys, [I will drive instead of the man because] fuck the patriarchy"

[murielswedding]

the concept of taylor unnecessarily lying about all too well originally being 10 minutes long and then unnecessarily writing and releasing that version 10 years later even though she just as easily could’ve………….. just not

[whatiwillsay]

more gaylor celebs- went on to be in the yntcd mv lol

[mrmaxxxpleasure]

not now dad I'm preparing for Red (TV) !!

[tender8-deactivated20230104]

I made a PowerPoint about my hopes and dreams for TS8

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[readingthelastpage]

how does it feel to see the future, OP

[taylorrepdetective]

Huh

[readingthelastpage]

i can't. i shan't. i'm tapping out. i'm logging off. i can't!!