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hp → dance scenes

“Now to dance is to let the body breathe, inside every girl a secret swan slumbers longing to burst forth and take flight. Inside every boy a lordly lion prepared to prance.”

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Remarkable isn’t it, how quickly the venom of the basilisk penetrates the body? I’d guess you have little more than a minute to live. You’ll be with your dear Mudblood mother soon, Harry. Funny, the damage a silly little book can do…

mxnrique

everything i have ever known about james charles i’ve had to learn against my own will.

tastefullyoffensive

Cats invented social distancing

melonmemes

Me_irl

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tehdoctah

This is a fucking hieroglyph that I can read. No wonder old people don’t understand our humor.

kabaks

my entire approach to cooking summed up in a single maxim

hungwy

When y'all fake conversations in your heads do you sometimes say random sentences out loud too? I was just tying my shoes and said very sternly and loudly “I DO know how ants work, fucker”

randomslasher

this may be the most relatable thing I’ve ever read.

diamond

eggsaladstain

a good take

eletrizad-a

kyloren

— Will. It’s so good to see you. I had a dream about you last night. — About me? — About the day we met. Do you remember? — How could I forget, Miss Swann?

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN (2003) dir. Gore Verbinski

gifstarwars

Behind the scenes of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

sulfr

Yeah trump is getting impeached cool

Can we talk about how Australian PM - Scott Morrison has repeatedly ignored pleas to address fires and meeting with fire chiefs, instead giving 11M to CFS and then spending 250M on his personal airplane?? ALSO then going to fucking Hawaii while Australia looks like this?? He won’t help the firefighters who are RISKING their lives to fight the fires legitimately everywhere because “they want to be there” !!

Scott Morrison is neglecting his country that’s LITERALLY ON FIRE for the sake of a vacation and making one HELL of a homophobic bill.

From last time I checked close to a million Acres have been burned. Australia is on fire and our Prime Minister is doing NOTHING about it

drferox

It’s probably closer to 7 million acres burnt or currently burning, actually.

We have had at least two record-breaking hot weather days this week.

Two volunteer firefighters died yesterday. Volunteers who are not paid, who have been crowdfunding their supplies while battling the blaze. Volunteers that the Prime Minister said “want to be there”.

The Prime Minister of Australia, Scot Morrison, who lives in Sydney which is currently surrounded by fires and suffering the worst air quality in the world, decided to flee the country to Hawaii for a holiday. The most powerful man in the country, when his city is threatened, decided to make it somebody else’s problem.

And this is all in December! We’re not even at the hot part of the year at the end of January yet.

The climate has changed. If people can’t see how disgraceful and dire this is, then there is no hope for them.

mysharona1987

thatonefunnycloud

On the flipside, coked up eels doesn’t sound like something WE need either

bathetic

u know when i was 12 i just kinda assumed the cullens' cover story worked bc a 23 year old is obviously an Adult and no one would question why or how he adopted like five kids between the ages of 17 and 20 but now that im in my 20s i have come to the conclusion that everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires bc they all took one look at carlisle "i look like im fresh out of undergrad but im a doctor i swear" cullen and his gaggle of nearly-adult "children" and collectively called bullshit

apathbacktoyou

i just thought everyone was like "oh yikes a cult" and minded their business

cullens: we are a family but also date each other and our parents are barely older than us and we take collective hikes on school days and don't interact with people except this new kinda loner girl :)

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