S H E / H E R

Unfortunately, I am legally inclined to tell you that I’m not really Sephora. PFP drawn by @important-question-anon! Eek!

[real-sephora]

I am realizing that I haven’t changed my profile photo since last pride. Hm

[grimemutt-deactivated20260223]

I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

[mr-3rr0r]

[deathgasmic]

i am not the bigger person. die immediately

[deathgasmic]

:)

[real-sephora]

Car oil

yeah

[real-sephora]

You sell d

I sell makeup. What do you mean by d?

[real-sephora]

Your name is Switzerland?

No. You can read, can’t you?

[real-sephora]

Olive garden

not my name

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[bees-official]

🍯

[real-sephora]

💄

[bees-official]

Sephora the last time you posted was in august you cant just come back with lipstick emoji like???? 😭😭

[real-sephora]

oh my goduhhhhhh literally hushhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. also my baddddd

[bees-official]

LMFAOOOOO nah its fine it was funny 👍

[real-sephora]

i know right im fucking hilarious.

[real-sephora]

🌹😻😨😭🥺⚔️🌽😡

roses, double wielded swords, and shuck of corn. girl dinner of i’ve ever seen one

[real-sephora]

Make-up

makeup

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[bees-official]

🍯

[real-sephora]

💄

[bees-official]

Sephora the last time you posted was in august you cant just come back with lipstick emoji like???? 😭😭

[real-sephora]

oh my goduhhhhhh literally hushhhhuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.. also my baddddd

[real-sephora]

Wassup everypony!! Welcome back to my youtube channel!!! Today we'll be pranking the local Sephora store by replacing every employee with a blåhaj!!! Crazy plot twist at the end, so make sure to keep watching!! Don't forget to leave a like and subscribe!!!

-@totally-ikea

Oh my god. I love blåhaj. However, just one very important question: are the blåhajs sentient? Is the store still running? Also another important questions, can I keep them???

[real-sephora]

when did i write this

[real-sephora]

the massive she/her in your title keeps making me think she/herphora i hate this

her/she-phora

you’re welcome 🤍 doing my part to make the insane even insaner

[hileynoteson]

i summon thee, gimmick blogs, to bring me the fruits of your gimmick. failure to do so will result in death.

[bees-official]

🍯

[real-sephora]

💄

[view-from-up-here]

[minghowcute]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[non-tyrannical-usa]

it’ s my birbday :3 !!!

[totally-india]

HAPPY BIRTH NON TYRANNICAL USA!

[non-tyrannical-usa]

tank uuu

[communist-usa-real2-deactivated]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOT COMMUNIST

[lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20]

Happy birfdaeeee

[real-sephora]

Happy birthday bitch!

[crimepit-deactivated20200606]

[sneefss-deactivated20180126]

unironically one of the funniest things i think ive ever seen on this fucking website and yes im going to reblog this like every other day

[cottoncandylesbo]

no you aren’t you stupid dead fuck

[yahooo-official]

WHY are you DISRESPECTING the DEAD/?/????????

[real-sephora]

This reminds me of the time Safari tried to send a link in the discord server but instead sent one of the (vulgar) copypastas he was spamming in recent ban speedruns. Funny as fuck