I’m andrew hussie

It’s like I said. I’m Andrew Hussie, stuck in 2012. This is both a roleplay blog and satire. I am Andrew Hussie in the year 2012. If there is another incumbent Andrew Hussie, I am not that guy, and that guy does NOT endorse me. Ask me anything.

[hoofpeet]

[hoofpeet]

[starkeaton]

okay ive collected them,.

[markadoo]

the famous "nonthreatening feminist boy" photograph from 2013 was made entirely practically. The "mirror" effect, which would now be trivial to produce in any photo editor, was achieved by filling the room face-deep with mercury and shackling him to the floor so he didn't float to the surface

[realandrewhussie]

Kind of looks like me.

[realandrewhussie]

I’m not associated with that other guy on Twitter.

[hiveswap]

so many iconic posts are untracable because the op changed their url or deactivated so let me just say, you're never getting rid of me. if whatpumpkin wants this url they have to send andrew hussie personally and I know I have it in me to Home Alone trap them

[realandrewhussie]

I don’t think I’ll bother.

[realandrewhussie]

happy birthday :)

Thanks.

[realandrewhussie]

How's 2012

It’s great. The Obama presidency is great. All the other notable things that happened by July 30th of this year are also great. I am really enjoying the year 2012. It’s lit and I’m so shook. This year is so yolo. It’s crazy derp for a brony.

[jamesroach]

There. I have settled it. There can be peace in the streets.

[jamesroach]

[realandrewhussie]

still here o/

seeing the soundoff post a little late but im here

Really? Have you considered getting a job?

[realandrewhussie]

Are you guys really still hanging out? Hussies, (That’s you guys following me, if we weren’t clear.) sound off.

[realandrewhussie]

I hope you're online for april fools so you can get booped

I won’t be online for April because I’m not a fool, thanks.

[limplegsakimbo]

yall aint ready!!!! this shit about to get heavy!!!! PLUSHRUMP EXCLUSIVES!

[realandrewhussie]

Hussie endorsed.

[gendertrickster]

i maintain that the funniest writing decision hussie ever made with homestuck was building an entire readership on the back of somethingawful, being deliberately hostile towards shipping culture through the text itself, introducing a subset of characters who are meant to embody caricatures of internet user archetypes based on posting style, proceeding to begin telling a very deliberately queer story in the back half of the comic, setting up actual whole-hearted relationship drama, baiting the somethingawful posters to begin going into denial about "oh well this is surely just setup to troll the shippers again right guys???", introducing a new character and presenting them as part of that same internet user caricature subset that embodies a type of user whose existence homestuck is very explicitly responsible for, and, on the age-old question of "what is the somethingawful poster troll", answering with the refrain of fucking caliborn

[gendertrickster]

imagine. fucking imagine being a somethingawful poster reading homestuck and suddenly hussie turns around on you and pulls away the curtains to reveal a mirror declaring you as the villain of this story

[nyannekosugargirls]

why is this on my laptop

made by hannah by the way

[thingshussiebought]

HEY EVER WONDER WHAT THE LAST THING WE BOUGHT WITH EACH OTHER’S CREDIT CARDS WAS?

IT WAS SUITS

WE MADE EACH OTHER LOOK EVEN HANDSOMER AND WE KNEW THEN THAT THERE WAS NOTHING LEFT TO PURCHASE

YOU’VE ALREADY SEEN ONE OF THE TWO SUITS ANDREW BOUGHT ME IF YOU WATCHED MY TEDX TALK ABOUT TIME TRAVEL

SURPRISE

[eminisons]

Awwwwww So Cute!!!

[oldhsposts]

Date of origin: July 14, 2014

[calware]

there are homestuck fans out there who never learned that andrew hussie officiated a wedding between the person who drew all of calliope's artwork and a storyboard artist for steven universe

[calware]

why would i lie about this

[realandrewhussie]

I did. It’s a little known fact about me. I suppose my notoriety trumps my status as an officiate, or at least a lover of weddings and supporter of love— especially when that love involves me in some way. The ever tangling web of my connections continues strangling itself.

[apisashla]

Listen I'm aware you all want a piece of this. I understand I'm a hot commodity here on tumblr dot com. But even setting aside wealth and immortality, my husband squeezes the absolute fattest ass you've ever seen through literally billions of chimney flues every December 25th. And every other night of the year, he's with me. And somehow you hoes think you can teach me a trick I haven't seen before? Dream on.

[apisashla]

I have made. A miscalculation

[realandrewhussie]

I think we’ve entered some sort of impasse here, anon (named only so I don’t expose you in my carefully crafted public ridicule. Unless you want to reveal yourself, which is your own problem.). Or perhaps some sort of voyeuristic relationship barely possible these days in the panopticon. Not that I know exactly what that term means yet, because it’s 2012, but still. I’ll just keep dancing for my peanuts or something on my side of the screen and pretend I don’t see you.