homeboy fucked a martian once

e-van | 28 | they/them

[swordy-da-goat]

Masterpost

[sloppystyle]

[swordy-da-goat]

if there was such a thing called a staplator (Staple + gator) that would be cool but terrifying at the same time

Masterpost

[swordy-da-goat]

your beasts are so majestic

how do you do it...

But also, thank you! I really enjoy making these majestic beasts!

[swordy-da-goat]

[lovertm]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[cheesenames]

if we can set aside attachment discourse for a moment (please) i think the jedi marriage prohibition makes sense in a “please don’t enter a complex legal, financial, social, and in some cases religious contract, the specifics of which vary wildly depending on planet and culture” way. the single jedi with a law degree does not have time to draft everyone’s prenups to prevent the whole order from getting sued

[eightbitpale]

New star wars show idea: sitcom set in the Coruscant temple’s legal department, chronicling the lives of a crack team of jedi lawyers desperately struggling to keep an interplanetary paramilitary religious organisation from drowning under the weight of its own litigation

[tragedykery]

[ID: tags reading, “#we could create so many interesting new problems if we ignore romance and make it about contracts generally #jedi prohibition on getting a loan. jedi prohibition on signing a waiver before bungee jumping. etc” /end ID]

[cephalopodvictorious]

modern Snow White where instead of a magic mirror it's just an AI chatbot driving the stepmother insane because it's programmed to agree with her and confirm her fears

[spongebobproductionart]

SpongeBob sketch/storyboard from Employee of the Month.

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[excitementshewrote]

[feral-asexual-possum]

shout out to black trans men y'all are so fucking awesome and strong and don't let anyone tell you otherwise

[charl0ttan]

did you hear they finally announced the 2025 DNI Basic Criteria. bad news for fans of insane clown posse im afraid.

[charl0ttan]

[charl0ttan]

mom im scared everyones beung really funny on my post

[hbmmaster]

usa: united states of america

usb: universal serial bus

usc: university of southern california

usd: united states dollar

use: now this one's just a normal verb

[fleshenjoyer]

usf: university of san francisco (there's a lot of these)

usg: unison square garden

ush: another verb

usi: unique student identifier

usj: universal studios japan

usk: a town in wales

[nowitsabby]

usl: united soccer league

usm: university of southern misssissippi

usn: united states navy

uso: united service organizations

usp: united states pharmacopeia

usq: university of southern queensland

[mythtakenforastory]

usr: user serviceable routine

uss: united states ship

ust: unresolved sexual tension

usu: utah state university

usv: university of silicon valley

usw: united steelworkers

[stardustinoureyes]

usx: united states xpress shipping company

usy: united synagogue youth

usz: university hospital of zurich

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[simena]

EDWARD ROBERT HUGHES (detail)