REAL HEAVY DUTY.

I'm Breakdown, and this is my only rule: talk scrap, get smacked.

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[realheavyduty]

My, my, the multiverse is a wasteland tonight! You'd almost think they expected us to find some way to entertain ourselves.

On this night of all nights! They’ve put a whole a lot of mislead faith in us!

[highglossfinish]

Clearly! Nothing else to do now but compare different shades of beige we’ve seen in our lives.

[realheavyduty]

Race you upstairs.

[realheavyduty]

My, my, the multiverse is a wasteland tonight! You'd almost think they expected us to find some way to entertain ourselves.

On this night of all nights! They’ve put a whole a lot of mislead faith in us!

[realheavyduty]

Madonna? Really?

Really.

[carneycagnation]

doodle before bed I just wanted to be a little extra on the lashes

[realheavyduty]

Didja get anything for Knockie for Valentines day?

He read this over my shoulder and made a noise. I think it’d be what you’d get if you cross a turbofox choking on a glitchmouse with straight up defeat.

Thanks for that.

[realheavyduty]

I have a punk that needs smacking. She doesn't believe in dinosaurs and demanded that I proved they existed.

My child, this punk doesn’t need a smack. They deserve a smackdown.

[chainedbones]

I think she blinked

[realheavyduty]

Breakdown, I'm wondering what your rates are for a certain... *job*. Care to do some business?

I’ll have you know that my days of trading goods for services are long gone, greyface.

But if you need me to give a punk a well-deserved smack, I’ll do it for free.

[realheavyduty]

highglossfinish replied to your post: What did Cybertron do?

Oh, but the progress! Now we only trip over corpses sometimes!

They had one job, Knock Out! One slagging job!

[realheavyduty]

What did Cybertron do?

Everything.

Praxus wasn’t built in a day, sure. But come on, get with the program people.

[realheavyduty]

See, this is why I don’t go to Cybertron anymore.

[realheavyduty]

Thank you for being so relatable.

I figured if someone had to do it, might as well be me.

[realheavyduty]

wHAt, do you love most about being a father?

[breakdownsbuttlights]

It snowed last night.

[realheavyduty]

Oh. Oh, mercy. I think I just pulled something.

[highglossfinish]

Hey, I've found a hobby for Breakdown. It is whatever these guys are doing. I bet it is even more fun than it looks. /watch?v=aPWdG2Ym7Ng

I don’t know when or how or what this activity is, but I’m confident Breakdown invented it.

[realheavyduty]

[realheavyduty]

you know you want to

Knock Out would never forgive me.