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erick || aussie || ndv/dis || mdni mixed fandom brainrot • sometimes problematic and nsfw

[kokodrawings]

Drowning in a hell of your own making

[ramen8008]

Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?

Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him

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Hal: you've gained some muscles

Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out

Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.

Jason: steroids

Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*

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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?

Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not

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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass

Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?

Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it

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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?

Flash: yeah we could use him with this one

Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?

Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead

[tired-fandom-ndn]

Sometimes "rarepair" means "you are literally the only person who posts about this on tumblr dot com" and you have to learn to be okay with that.

[realitykeeper]

Genuinely, just rope me in. I am so susceptible to shipping if you give me a single crumb. I will join the rarepair trenches blind idfc

[casuallamppastapizza]

Mask kiss

[enthyrea]

rip tony stark you woulda loved ryland grace

[realitykeeper]

I'm sorry, but I just saw a video about "Characters who would hate their ship!"

WHO CARES!? THEY'RE NOT REAL! THEY HAVE NO FEELINGS! BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT REAL! STOP TRYING TO SHAME PEOPLE FOR SHIPPING THINGS BY MAKING UP FEELINGS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T EXIST! OMG THATS LITERALLY PARASOCIAL DELULU!?

[tarragonthedragon]

idk i just feel like "it is more acceptable and in fact encouraged to mock anything enjoyed primarily by women" and "being enjoyed primarily by women does not make thing feminist and righteous" are thoughts that can and should coexist

[tarragonthedragon]

oh and also "even if the thing is bad your criticism of it can come from a place of patronising misogyny"

[paperstorm]

I love you weird fanfiction. I love you unpopular kink. I love you unsanitized sex scenes. I love you fics that the mean girls make fun of on twitter. I love you monster fucking. I love you daddy kinks and foot fetishes and water sports. I love you stories about complex human emotions and bad choices with no consequences and characters hurting each other. I love you threesomes or polycules. I love you rare pairs. I love you furry art. I love you dark fantasies. I love you kink that’s so specific and self indulgent it was clearly written just for the person writing it. I love you ships that people think you shouldn’t be allowed to ship. I love you anyone who has the courage to put their art into a public space when that art is weird, or dark, or taboo, or something that will be considered unacceptable by the puritanical fandom police.

[thevoidbunny]

I know everyone’s seen the “Superman writes about lead pipes in metropolis” post, but has anyone considered Superman writing about endangered animals and conservation because he understands what it means to be one of the last of your species?

[khmelisuneliart]

Merlin season 6 is looking good

[ohmyjulai]

[daisywords]

not everything in a story has to or should be "realistic" but in my opinion there's a level of illusion that should be maintained, and I think that's the actual problem that many people try to pinpoint with the "unrealistic" criticism. Dialogue shouldn't be written like an actual transcript of human speech, but should contribute to the illusion of a real person speaking. A character is a tool of the story, not a narrative, but we're trying to maintain the illusion that they are a person. Worldbuilding should exist to serve the story, not to be a perfect simulacrum of how every aspect of nature/society etc. would actually play out for real. But there should be the illusion that it could be real, that organizations and systems would operate in such a way, that people might behave in such a way.

in conclusion: "Is this realistic?" <<wrong question. "Does this serve the illusion or disrupt it?" <<now we're talking

[geeses]

reblog to diminish the horrors from the person you reblogged from

[edenemy-art]

“i’ve tried to like [insert female character] but she’s so boring and the writers didn’t do anything to make us like her.”

USE YOUR IMAGINATION OH MY GODDDD you guys have no problem imagining whole new backstories and personalities for your bread and butter male characters but as soon as that bread and butter character is a woman you’re all like “the writers made her soooo boring, man! how am i supposed to like her?”

meanwhile your entire profile is the headcanons you made for Craig from Accounting who shows up in three (3) episodes and has two (2) spoken lines of dialogue.

[frogmerthur]

ARWENCELOT

[molkoism]

when i see "following 👤✅️" and not "mutuals👥🟪" it feels like being shot in the dick Why Don't You Love Me

[doveywovy]

idk guys sometimes you just have to accept a ship dynamic is unhealthy, insane, and sometimes abusive. and its not real people so those factors just make it interesting

please stop unfolding the origami crane and smoothing it out bc you got worried the paper was hurting from the bends