Luna Simmons

New author working on my debut novel :) Just here for fun, but I read too much to ever be active.

[polyglotplatypus]

[bhadpodcast]

Lol, antis! I love when their idiocy is laid out for the world to see. There’s so much that could be added!

[bold-sartorial-statement]

I’ve seen people complaining about age differences for people in their thirties or forties, LOL

[boogiepopular]

It might seem absurd but this is really what they sound like because I didn’t realize it was parody until the last one.

[grumpy-old-fandommom]

I originally saw this on Twitter from the creator directly, who says all of these are things they’ve heard as arguments against shipping a pairing. They managed to fool a number of people because antis are that absurd 😂

[octopuscato]

I have seen all of these as well. This chart is hilarious in its complete idiocy. Looking at it makes anti arguments seem even worse than they are anyway 😂

[kingofdersecest]

God I was about to get so angry, then I realized this was satire

[discourse-really-again]

aksjsjw mine is apparently incest and abusive.

[stop-stalin-and-suck-my-dick]

Most of mine fail all four charts cnsjxjcnxnak

Also, take note of what antis are saying:

If you are or appear younger than 25, if you’re short, and if you’re mentally ill or disordered, you can’t be in a relationship.

You can’t date a white person if you’re white, BUT ALSO can’t date someone of a different race if they’re a different “privilege level” which means no dating for whites, you can’t date a fellow older adult, you can’t date someone you knew while you were both kids, you can’t date anyone you’ve ever had an antagonistic relationship with…

I love being dehumanized by antis

Also my own relationship with my bf fails this because he’s a year older than me, im short and look young, we knew each other in high school, we have mental health issues, and we fought before dating 😂

And we’re white 😂😂😂

Antis need to calm down and stop trying to dictate to others based on their own personal disgust

[thoughtsarestupid]

“Has one served as a mentor for the other”

How is that

I could date my kindergarten teacher and that would be incest, according to that dynamic

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I can’t decide which chart is the most unhinged. Is it the one that says any white ship is racist (or from racist source material), the one that says that dating someone you were friends with as a kid is incest, or the one that says that if you’re not same sex attracted, you can’t ship anything at all without being homophobic or fetishising?

[colonyofgayants]

If you’re asexual then I guess you cant ship anything, sorry asexual homies

I love how these restrictions basically cancel out the “childhood best friend turned to lover” and “girl next door” tropes

[reallunasimmons]

I was getting so mad by the last one I didn't understand this was making fun of antis 😭😭

[reallunasimmons]

My search history as a writer:

"is it possible for a 5'4 girl to elbow a 6'3 boy in the ribs"

"what is the absolute quickest way to kill someone discretely"

"what is the best way for a 5'4 girl to kill a big man"

"is snapping someone's neck realistically possible" (the answer is no btw)

"how to spell excitement"

"how would one pull water out of the air"

"how quickly could a needle fly"

"can a needle rupture an artery"

#im not a serial killer just an author #fbi stay away

[reallunasimmons]

The hardest part of writing is knowing who endgame is but wondering how you're gonna get there. Especially with enough trauma for the readers ;)

[moonlit-sunflower-books]

did it hurt? when the little people inside your head refused to follow your carefully-plotted novel outline?

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

yes i love my characters yes i want them to suffer next question

[screnwriter-old-deactivated2021]

“but you should be kinder—“ no. struggles then cuddles

[reallunasimmons]

“but your readers-” no. let them feel pain

[reallunasimmons]

Book

Hi guys! I’ve been absent for awhile. 

I’ve been working on the skeleton of a new book idea for the better part of the last few months. I’d love a beta team! Send me a dm on my instagram account (@ireadmorethanishould) and I’ll send you the link to a google survey! 

[reallunasimmons]

Kid I'm watching:[watching tiktoks of Judah and cardan with me] Are they trying to stab each other?

Me: Yes but they're in love so it's fine.

[brekkersblog-deactivated2024101]

Ok but what is the authors obsession with writing a romance between centuries old guy and a teen girl? If you are so obsessed with concept of immortality why not make the girl centuries old too and just as powerful? Why not have them both be immortal? I promise you people will find experienced powerful women just as if not more appealing than your typical sweet innocent girl who 'apparently' becomes powerful and unravels after meeting this so called guy.

[bliuc]

Like literally the only couple that i support with the age gap is Malec.

[queenlilith43]

They're the only age gap couple that's healthy. The others are . . . . 😬

[reallunasimmons]

Honestly it depends. Like in fbaa where she's only 18 and he's over 100, but she's literally a deity and is a supernatural and can be immortal too. So it all depends ig

[bottoms-movie]

saw this on this dash but couldn’t find the original post so

send me five characters and i’ll tell you:

— who i’d get drunk with

— who i’d make out with

— who i’d date

— who i’d marry

— who i’d punch

[reallunasimmons]

Casteel: does literally anything.

Kieran, Emil, Alastair: someone's getting stabbed again.

[abessinier]

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

[vesperlionheart]

6. Content creators are not your parents and owe you nothing, not even a breakdown on why their content isn’t problematic. You don’t get to demand a dissertation denouncing any and everything unhealthy in a piece you don’t like. Move on.

[summerpipedream]

7. Tagging is a nicety but not an obligation. You can message people, politely, and ask them to tag things, and many people will, but understand that it’s their blog and they aren’t obliged to say yes. Unfollow and block when you need to. Circling back to number 1, you are responsible for curating your own experience.

8. Don’t be a jerk. Remember at the end of the day, there are actual living, breathing people behind each screen name. Don’t say anything you wouldn’t say to someone’s face in real life. 

[pixie-mage]

I cannot stress enough how important it is to remember this.