Why does everyone think I'm a goody two shoes?

Images are not mine

[really-steve-rogers]

Rules and Background (PLEASE READ BEFORE INTERACTING)

Rules:

most are under my blog @my-rp-blog-command-center

No racism, sexism, homophobia, pedophelia etc.

no 18+ content, however there will be cursing and occasionally dirty jokes (very mild)

The only romantic plot I am willing to go with is stucky

OOC will be marked by // at the beginning and end

Background:

Steve Rogers was an Irish Catholic boy from Brooklyn, he could make a sailor blush. However, I will be tempering that because I am not good at lots of cursing.

Civil War kinda happened, but Steve and Tony made up quickly and that 'final battle' went a lot more calmly.

I do ship Stucky so any shipping involving Steve will be that or past Steggy - said Bucky is listed below 👇

Peggy Carter is a goddess and they did her dirty

Endgame didn't happen but 'America's Ass' did (shut up I know that doesn't make sense)

Sam is Cap in this universe and Bucky works with him, but sometimes Steve steps in to help (only in extreme cases or when he wants to hang out with Sam and/or Bucky when they're really busy)

This Steve is retired but never went back in time, because, as previously stated, Endgame did not happen.

Character Overview (please keep in mind that this is just how I want to play him, and you don't have to agree with what I do; just don't bother me about it):

Bucky: @itsme-bonkybarnes

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 105 chronologically but 39-ish physically

Sexuality: Bisexual and Biromantic

Residence: Has a Brooklyn apartment but also a floor at Avengers Tower

Relationship Status: with Bucky

Kid(s): @ivanova-web-droid @graceland321

This ^ is the Steve I'm picturing

Posting will be irregular, but please interact

Also: I am willing to adopt, but I don't want a ton of mayhem.

Please avoid very serious or emotionally taxing plots, I really can't do that right now.

Steve-coded-quote

[dueseaworthiness]

[starsdevil1]

my genuine reaction when I see people shipping Bucky Barnes and Yelena Belova.

[thememedaddy]

[hyperfixatedmess873]

[nyancrimew]

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

[elvis-official]

I have a new theory called Elvis Internet Theory that states that every internet user runs an Elvis Presley alternate account hummina hummina hummina

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Don’t tell me I need to make another alternate account, I struggle with two as it is

[i-am-steve-rogersss]

What’s your second account Bucky

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Stop asking me this question 😟

[i-am-steve-rogersss]

Answer and I’ll stop asking

Is it a Captain America thirst blog? It’s fine if it is

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Steve, oh my fucking God, stop

[really-steve-rogers]

Holy shit- is it?

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

NOT YOU TOO

[really-steve-rogers]

I mean, I am curious now. And you didn't say no.

[really-steve-rogers]

Oh?

@captain-eagle-stuff

I'm sorry I don't follow.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

Youre... me?

[really-steve-rogers]

Oh that. Yeah. Weird, right? You kinda get used to it, though.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

I hope I do it's like fighting loki all over again-

[really-steve-rogers]

Well I don't know about your universe/timeline but in mine Loki turned good (ish) and now he just shows up at the tower with Thor. It's somehow weirder than fighting him.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

...don't you ever wanna...strangle him???

[really-steve-rogers]

*shrugs* If I've learned anything in the past few years, it's that people can change. But yes.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

Okay... New and definitely weird-

[really-steve-rogers]

I did actually hit him once. He was being really irritating and I was tired. It was great, and definitely helped improve my mood.

[official-buckybarnes]

Alrighty, I’m calling it a night.

Did what I could today. Some things went alright, some didn’t.

That’s just how it goes.

Life’s not always clean or easy, and some days you’re just doing your best to stay on your feet.

You made it through the day. That’s enough.

Goodnight.

[really-steve-rogers]

Okay it seems like no one else is going to bring it up so as your best friend I feel I must.

What the fuck is with that expression?

[official-buckybarnes]

I was tired, Steve.

[really-steve-rogers]

You look like you're having a heart attack, old man.

[really-steve-rogers]

hai uncle steve 😆

Hey kiddo! How are you?

[officialmorganstark-deactivated]

im good! :D

[really-steve-rogers]

//realizing I accidentally answered basically the same way for Sam and Steve- sorry//

That's great, what have you been up to?

[itsyelena-thenotposer]

ok bored now time to fight government

[really-steve-rogers]

Can I join?

[itsyelena-thenotposer]

Sure:)

[really-steve-rogers]

Nice

[nbdblogger]

omgg???

[immastealyourfood]

@itsme-bonkybarnes @really-steve-rogers

[i-am-steve-rogersss]

Living alone is great because I can sing in the shower at the top of my lungs and no one will hear me

I also cry myself to sleep every night but that’s unrelated 😎

[nyancrimew]

i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more

[elvis-official]

I have a new theory called Elvis Internet Theory that states that every internet user runs an Elvis Presley alternate account hummina hummina hummina

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Don’t tell me I need to make another alternate account, I struggle with two as it is

[i-am-steve-rogersss]

What’s your second account Bucky

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Stop asking me this question 😟

[i-am-steve-rogersss]

Answer and I’ll stop asking

Is it a Captain America thirst blog? It’s fine if it is

[bonkbonkitsbornes]

Steve, oh my fucking God, stop

[really-steve-rogers]

Holy shit- is it?

[danielalse]

me

[really-steve-rogers]

Me when I just want, like, a hug and someone to not yell at me.

[fox-barnes]

Can I give you a hug buddy?

[really-steve-rogers]

Yes please.

[fox-barnes]

*hugs him* I know we don’t know each other that well, but I’m here if you need to talk or need anything else.

[really-steve-rogers]

Thanks

[spidey-official]

okay but what if I say I’m gay. Is that ok

no it's not okay i hate gay people

[really-steve-rogers]

I’m sorry- WHAT?!

[buckyfan-fluid]

SPIDEY HOW COULD YOU? I LOVED YOU! aren't you pregnant with Peter's baby tho?

[really-steve-rogers]

That gives me way more questions.

[dailybugle-intern]

We in the bugle theorize that spider man isn’t completely human, either due to him being an alien in secret or a mutation of some kind, we have a betting pool on which one will be eventually revealed.

[really-steve-rogers]

Or he's trans.

[dailybugle-intern]

We now have 3 betting pools.

[really-steve-rogers]

Nice

[itsme-bonkybarnes]

I need you in a way that’s concerning to society

well, I'm taken...... So, I don't know what to do......

[really-steve-rogers]

@merc-with-a-mouth-69 Wade! Stop hitting on my boyfriend!

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I’m hitting on both of you

[really-steve-rogers]

No he's mine.

In a "we belong to each other" way, not a "you are my property" way.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Boring

[really-steve-rogers]

Wow, what would Rose (Golden Girls) say?

I just started watching Golden Girls so I can tell you she would be disappointed.

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Rose wouldn’t have an argument because she wouldn’t know what’s going on. Now Dorothy on the other hand? She’d call me a hussy.

Just call me Blanche!!

[really-steve-rogers]

Blanche would not condone thinking of people as property, and Sophia would slap you.

[really-steve-rogers]

Oh?

@captain-eagle-stuff

I'm sorry I don't follow.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

Youre... me?

[really-steve-rogers]

Oh that. Yeah. Weird, right? You kinda get used to it, though.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

I hope I do it's like fighting loki all over again-

[really-steve-rogers]

Well I don't know about your universe/timeline but in mine Loki turned good (ish) and now he just shows up at the tower with Thor. It's somehow weirder than fighting him.

[captain-eagle-stuff]

...don't you ever wanna...strangle him???

[really-steve-rogers]

*shrugs* If I've learned anything in the past few years, it's that people can change. But yes.