count dykula

30yr old bulldyke, chef, gweilo. i do it all for the women and the watercrafts

[flanbolt]

[reallybigvampire]

Even though we don't live anywhere near close enough, I will adore my best friends & the cultural insights we give each other every fucking day of my life.

I'm blessed to have unforgettable memories of celebrating Eid with my Bangla friend and her family, going around all these housed and eating until I was bursting. And of her having a good ol British Christmas at mine, watching Love Actually and playing new video games with 10 paper crowns on.

My Japanese bestie introducing us to all the sweets and slogans they have, most of them about being #1, but also educating us on the deep misogyny and beauty standards she's devoted to understanding which has made her such a powerhouse in her field. Also, she's a motherfucking wizard at Street Fighter.

The music, movies, food, dances and games my Indian friends have shown me still permeate every day of my life through wedding playlists and grabbing kaju katli once a month. The fact that I get to experience it with them TWICE later this year is keeping me going despite the darkness.

If you've got a friend from a different background, treasure it. In a present world where division is the favoured method of control, learn all you can and let yourself experience the life of another. It makes everything worth it.

[pomegranatears]

yeah it's all by choice and not because i have issues with intimacy and vulnerability and abandonment and relationships and my body and my parents and my childhood and how much i value myself and how im perceived and

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

this girl ate only purple go-gurt for 10 years of her life and this is what happened.

Slurp on my ‘gurt.

Cause you know its purp.

Put me in the dirt.

Put me in a shirt.

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[needlepointcursewords]

[notsoterriblymisanthropic]

the one addition that truly makes this clip even more powerful is knowing that Mr Sterling is this guy:

I am in awe trying to imagine the sheer levels of non sequiturs they would be able to produce together.

[bogleech]

New reaction meme just dropped

[sacred-portal]

[babehog]

Holy shit. She's so badass

[activityenjoyer]

Hi, it’s me, your Flix Bus driver. I heard some of you back there asking why we’re on this dirt road in the middle of a cow pasture if this is supposed to be a direct line from Berlin to Munich. To that I say: you all need to mind your own damn business and look at the fucking moo cows.

[kaelio]

[targetedknowledge]

[dosmeow]

I’ve been seeing a lot of Scooby Doo on my dash lately. My friend discovered what he describes as “Shaggy eviscerating an ape”

[segamascott]

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[captain-price-returns]

Fourteen Years in Prison for Quoting Hamas? New Law Could Criminalise Journalists

Starmer is rushing legislation through parliament that experts say threatens free speech, public interest journalism and international human

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice