REALLY. MYSTICAL. PIRATE.

Kace. Queer. 23. He/him.

[miacutie]

TRUMP HAS CORONA LMAOOO

[madd-misanthrope]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

[reallymysticalpirate]

As a Wal-Mart employee I can vouch for this

[grandwhizbang]

When you have to make your own food, and you’ve been watching too much food network lately

[nerdgasrnz]

What you have before you are deconstructed, rustic chicken breast fritters coated lightly in breadcrumbs and toasted until crisp and golden- the sauce is a tomato, worcestershire, and vinegar reduction, with the vinegar for some brightness, and some brown sugar for sweetness to offset the umami of the chicken

[evaunit08]

I love what you’ve done with the presentation of your plate. it’s simple yet fun. it shows that you’re mature but you’re not afraid to show your inner child. However, with that being said, there is way too much sauce on the plate and the flavor could use more acidity. Your chicken is under seasoned. I feel like you could have used more salt. For these reasons, we had to chop you.   

[blackqueerblog]

I’m not gonna watch this for more than an hour 😍😍😍😍

[justgot1]

❤️❤️❤️

[mxnrique]

im literally not exaggerating when i tell you guys this video saved my life

[rehfan]

This is a damn MOOD FOR LIFE, I tell you what.

[severeni]

I FOUND IT AGAIN!!! YAAASSS!!! BLESSED!!!

[that-fenian-fella]

Always reblog

[fail-boat]

My foster kitten

[fail-boat]

is trying

[fail-boat]

to steal

[fail-boat]

my beer.

[lilragekitten]

Guys… 

Please… 

turn the sound on and watch my friends foster kitten yell at her because she won’t let her develop an alcohol addiction. 

I love Jocelyn the kitten. 

[sentimental-apathy]

Ok but I think whoever’s soul got reincarnated as this kitten, was an alcoholic.

[delzdesigns]

[whatsliferotfl]

Squeeze ya meat

[teathattast]

[stumbleonhometomycats]

this is the greatest tweet of 2018

[grilledcheezy92]

How could you leave out the best reply?

[e-lodicolo]

What's the difference between something being a bird and a birb?

[ohshitdammit]

well that explains it

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[lunas-fez-blog]

PLEASE REBLOG

I’m considering coming out to my family as non-binary, and so today I brought up the subject of non-binary gendering/transgendering with my Dad as a casual conversational topic. He’s told me that if somebody is born a boy then they “should stay a fucking boy” and not trans to a girl or be a boy some days/girl other days/genderless other days.

I told him that I think gender identity should be something one can choose for themselves, and he says that nobody thinks like that and anybody who is trans/non-binary will just be shunned by every member of society they meet. He doesn’t think that people support n-b/t communities, because he doesn’t. He says to me that not staying one’s natural gender is wrong and against the point of being born a boy/girl.

Every person who reblogs this will have their URL written in a full-size writing book and when it is full I will show it to my father to illustrate to him the amount of people who believe that being non-binary is a valid gender identity.

[onceiwashere]

but jack off i guess

[acerotiburon]

Soup recently went viral.

We wanted to make sure he can still sing his song…ya know, in case Ellen wants him on the show lol

[sandandglass]

[natalie-mars]

I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.

[themayfieldtreasury]

This always gets a reblog.

[c-the-transman]

I remember seeing this shortly after I first came out and it just filled me with so much hope.

[realhousewivesgifs]

My employer reading my work experience off my resume

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

god telling me why she chose to welcome me into heaven