[reallysickofyourshit]

"You can say, my desires are, unconventional" *shows him my latest bob saget and mike tyson fanfiction*

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somedays i'm like i'm a strong independent woman who don't need no man and other days i'm just like please please pay attention to me and reply to my text

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i wonder what it feels like to actually get with the person you like 

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when the fuck did the concept of selfies become so hyped up last i checked we had selfies back in the day except we knew them as "myspace pics"

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oh go fuck a doughnut

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how do you lose 25 lbs without moving

[reallysickofyourshit]

Spongebob: Hey Patrick! Are you angry too?!

Patrick: Yeah!

Spongebob: What's wrong!

Patrick: I can't see my forehead.

Patrick: what's YOUR problem.

[reallysickofyourshit]

from now on i shall refer to all my planned sex dates as mega weenie mondays. and besides who says you have to hate mondays, right garfield

[reallysickofyourshit]

WHERE'S THE LEAK MAAM

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and for my next trick i shall be quoting spongebob episodes and by the end of this session you'll all want to sleep with me

[reallysickofyourshit]

"i totally respect you" i tell you over the phone as i draw a caricature of you on a notepad choking on a hairy one.

[jammyplays]

Please Understand: Iwata cuts his salary after dismal profits

According to AFP, Nintendo President Satoru Iwata will be receiving half of his usual salary for the next five months in a small act of atonement for the terrible year Nintendo had, most in part due to the Wii U. 

Nintendo’s revenues dipped 8.1% in the last couple months. [❤]

BUY: Nintendo History books and biographies $12

[bobrosslive]

Gee, when’s the last time the president of a Western corporation slashed his own salary as an apology for their company’s performance?

… Ohyeah. They don’t. They just skullfuck the lower echelons of their power structure, slash and burn the rank and file, and give themselves a six-figure bonus for being so smart and valuable to the company.

Which is why guys like this dude earn my respect regardless of what blunders they make with their company direction. Nintendo suffers, and he chose to suffer with it as a show of good faith.

[svgarmilk]

HOLY COW GUYYYS

Just saw a post about this and checked my followers to see if it’s true. Blogs with this icon image and random letters and numbers are following blogs. If you hover over the image they look like normal blogs but they might be viruses. THIS IS NO JOKE OR SOME CHAIN LETTER OR W/E.

Just warning you. It’s a creepy image anyway. Don’t click that.

Okayz more news:

These blogs will apparently lead you to fake FBI warning sites. They will lock your browser and you cannot leave the tab. They will say you have been viewing child pornography and will be fined.

They also may delete your firewall.

Goodness this is like a real life Creepy Pasta…

Sorry if I don’t follow back similar blogs until this virus is over and done with. I’m sticking to those I’m following now.  My apologies.

[achieve-hardcorendian-deactivat]

//GUYS! WHATEVER YOU DO DON’T JUST UNFOLLOW IT! BLOCK IT! BLOCK IT!! I GOT TWO OF THESE.

JUST FUCKING BLOCK IT!! 

[thecursedavenger-archive]

I put this on another post but I want to spread the solution so here:

- something similar once happened on my computer but it shut down the entire system as soon as it reached my desktop.

If this happens, here’s what you do:

Restart your desktop

Press and hold F8 until you reach a bunch of options. Do this before you see the Windows logo

Choose the “safe mode” option. The virus tends not to reach that far

Once in safe mode, search in program and files “system restore”

You will then have the option to change your computer back to a previous date.

Upon starting up again in the normal fashion (i.e. not safe mode) your computer should be back to normal.

System restore isn’t like a virus remover - it simply acts as if no changes were made to the computer since the date you have selected.

This seriously works (on my windows 8 desktop at least but it should work for other windows systems, albeit with a slight difference in buttons and searches maybe)

Before I got this police scam thing, I didn’t have virus protection for a couple of years. This fixed every problem I had. The only reason I have virus protection now, despite this fixing the scam virus, is because I got a little freaked out.

[reallysickofyourshit]

im nervous about getting the iphone5 cuz i aint good w/panorama the people always end up lookin like they mamas did meth during pregnancy

[thursday]

[reallysickofyourshit]

ooo boy you won a free trip and that's straight to my vag VIP access available just ask your hotel manager which is ME

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shit that i wish will die in 2014: the phrase "GET IN MAH BELLY" you sound pregnant as fuck shut up you monster