saw a shooting star and thought of you

[virginbylorde2025]

losing people is so interesting bc like. no i don't want to speak to you ever again. yes i think about you on your birthday.

[elvisomar]

National Parks posters by artist Amber Share. Text is taken from actual park patron comments left on review-based social media sites.

“There are bugs and they will bite you on your face!”

[maria-aegyptiaca]

pareidolias

[sloppystyle]

[notasoupcompany]

[otherwindow]

[pair-of-pears-deactivated202310]

bruh finally

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

WAIT A SECOND

[anais-ninja-bitch]

noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol

[fireproofs]

dream job?

i simply do not dream of labor

[arcenergy]

[anisangel-deactivated20230307]

do you vibe with her? do her vibes feel like home?

[indigo]

would anyone be interested in falling in love with me in 2020? just wondering

[baylynch-deactivated20200825]

[scoobydoosuggestion]

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

[sexycraisinthanos]

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

making friends is all that matters! being nice is all that fucking matters!

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

i dont mean this in some weenie way i mean this with my fucking fists up

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[galpalactic]

this thread has me in tears right now

We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.

great

I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.

same

When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.

absolutely

One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.

huge mood

Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time

thank you for your service

[oreotiger]