I will not sink

Don’t you dare Shrink yourself For someone else’s comfort - Do not become small For people who refuse to grow.

[depsidase]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dastardlydorito]

this french reporter had his live coverage of biden’s election win interrupted in the sassiest way possible. 

[sharlatan-ka]

Americans are awesome actually

[kaijubluu]

WHY HE BLUSHING

[kakashibestie]

[ruinedchildhood]

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

[insanitysilver]

tfw you read those first couple lines of a fic and your shoulders just relax because the writing is good and you know you can rest there for a while

[bacoose]

i can’t believe castiel went to super hell to turn georgia blue

[casualbaloth]

please god let me find these things out normally I am begging you

[red-mercer]

If you go to the circus for news don’t complain if a clown tells it to you

[badjokesbyjeff]

[not-all-there98]

I completely missed the joke about him being the Rock, I just thought Medusa wouldn’t be able to turn him to stone because he’s too pure and good

[karakat2005]

i’m a complete and utter dumbass who got dwayne johnson and john cena mixed up so i thought the joke was that medusa can’t see him

[black-nata]

i wish the people above a good day. i love and appreciate you and your singular braincell. 

[chaoselph]

[xowoso]

Dying 😂

[everythingfox]

Trying to fit in

(via)

[tiredmess]

y’all I CANNOT

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[catchymemes]

[guooey]

it’s almost halloween…… vampires…… my window will be open………..

[tomfordvelvetorchid-deactivated]

Women be treating themselves to special groceries and cheeses when they can financially

[professorsparklepants]

I am a simple woman. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.

[whitepeopletwitter]