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There’s a spider in your computer. Her name is Astrid. She heard the World Wide Web needed a World Wide Spider, but she needs some help getting to each place. Can you reblog her to help her get everywhere?
reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
Reblog to give yourself bigger tits.
This really activates my thinking emoji.
Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt
fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt
I FOUND THE. FISH CAN’T SIN POST.
I had to do it.
I've been put in the tank 😔
I know that fish can't sin, and YOU know that fish can't sin, but these fish seem kinda stupid
Death to the USAmerican "culture".
I will personally remove from this reality the ideas of the USA. I have already deleted the february 15th's "Freeday". I shall come next for your "Thanksgiving". When I am done, this country built on genocide and imperialism shall be no more.
I also dislike USA, but... why must we lose the feasting holiday? I can get behind all the others, but why that one?
I get the cultural reasons, but... but... ma food...
Hey. Why are you so attached to the litteral representation of yalls colonialism.
Because it's the one that is the most resistant to commercialization, and the one where the primary objective is "go eat food with your family". And sure you *could* do that any old time, hypothetically, but it's nice having a day set aside. And it's scheduled in such a way that anyone who doesn't have to work retail gets an extra long weekend out of it.
It’s the genocide holiday that you people made up after killing your country’s native population
Yes it is. The narrative they push is that the Europeans cooperated with the Indigenous people that first year, but given the subsequent genocide, that is, at the very least a dangerous half truth.
Thanksgiving is also a holiday that celebrates familial ties and shared food, because why a holiday was created and how it's celebrated are two distinct things.
Than means that even people who understand that the holiday is a marker of the beginning of the Indigenous genocide are attached to the other aspects of the holiday. That's why people jump to defend it, even when they know that the cooperation narrative is a lie.
Is it moral and justified to try and keep that family closeness and feasting part of the holiday when it's built on lying about genocide? I don't know. I do know that there are cousins I get to see on Thanksgiving, that I only get to see a few times per year because the government has a mandated day off. I love them dearly. I know that food bank donations go up this time of year. We shouldn't need those at all in a well run society, but that isn't our material reality right now.
So yeah, that's the why. I'm not saying they're right, but that's at least partly why people are so quick to defend it. Which is what you asked.
Shut the fuck up
Make a new feasting holiday to celebrate trans people or something. I dunno. Can make a replacement without the history. Probably. I'm not an expert, I don't know what I'm talking about.
When your friend pulls up haunted by literal shadow gods
They just wanted to meet their sisters new friend :(
Im sorry to be a bitch, but I have to correct, the hollow knight isn't a shade, he survived the end of the game (in the ending canon to silksong)
Technically dream no more and embrace the void are both equally canon according to team cherry.
On the other hand though THK wasn't among the shades shown at the end of the game, and we see the shadelord for a split second so yeah, most likely.
If this post gets 50k notes by the end of the year I'll buy myself and then wear a lovely princess dress
This is very notable because I Do Not wear dresses and usually actively avoid doing so due to being a nervous wreck
And for extra smugness I'm betting this wont get past 1k
It's been 2 months and we haven't even broken 6k
You're all terrible at this
Need a game that's actually built around tanking as the main combat style. Not a game where you can, strictly speaking, build a character as a tank.
A game where the systems are built from the ground up assuming that you, the player, will be putting yourself in front of world-ending threats, standing up straight, and blocking the enemy.
Not dodge-rolling, not skipping around going "tee hee hee i'm a lil guy you can't hit", blocking.
And not as a disappointing alternative to a damage build!
Need the CLANG of the enemy's attacks against armor, need clear sound and UI design that communicates "here's how much damage you DIDN'T take, you absolute badass", need a little gaggle of frail party members trembling in fear behind me as the extreme aura farming of walking up to a dragon and putting my entire shield in its mouth inspires them to fight on.
Also the player character should be a huge woman who's into women.
#last edition important too#between battles should be a lesbian dating sim
Bonding more strongly with your polycule of cute DPS and healers makes your brave words of encouragement in battle act as a stronger performance multiplier, increasing attack and spellcasting speeds. Blocking a really big attack makes them go "I have to do my best too, she's counting on me!!" and unleash extra strong spells so you'll be proud of them.
Its very important that your character laughs when She blocks that big hit, not only is she willing to defend her polycule with her life, but she relishes the thrill of being the bastion that she is.
Also, she does carry a sword or something but not because she realy needs it, it's solely for the purpose of taunting her enemies by tapping it against the rim of her shield to draw aggro.
Hear me out: skill tree where you use a huge sword to block instead, like death knights in WoW or similar two-hander tank classes. Still none of that dodging nonsense of course, dodging is just letting the attack hit something else than you.
Like there are a lot of ways to tank here:
Extreme Stamina Tanking: You take the damage unblocked and then survive it anyway because you've just got THAT much willpower. You can go to negative HP and still be standing.
The vampire tank: You're not dying because you're draining the enemy's life force
The Classic Knight
The Low HP High Parry tank: There is no fucking way you should be surviving and yet. AND YET.
Like if you're doing a Tanking Game you've gotta include a variety of ways to tank
My Opinions on the Pale King Hollow Knight Stim Board
Edit: l love hating him sm
This aged like Milk
I still haven’t even gotten to Act 3 Silksong so if I’m wrong I’m wrong,
But Pale King is still a piece of Sh*t to me guys. He still killed hundreds of thousands of children y’all 😭. I don’t think pairing him up against another tyrant can take that away.
The pale king is a decent ruler but a horrible dad. The GMS is a decent mother but a terrible queen.
Back in 4 days
who will suggest forcefem while you’re gone?
You’re right. Everyone remember to become a girl while I’m gone
Instructions misunderstood. I became a dude.
Cool. This post isn’t about you.
It is if we get the estrogen gun.
(for legal reasons this is satire)
alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me
frisk: *is five years old*
The options were between Togore and Krismas.
Tumblr play nice please! I’m only doing good I promise!
got killed
This is a terrible event for all forcefem enjoyers everywhere.
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Bug Fact: Cochineal are white fluffy insects that are found on Prickly Pear Cactus. For thousands of years and even in the present day, they have been used for the red pigment 'carmine' in fabrics, clothes, and food coloring!
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Not to nitpick, I love your comics and have read dewis adventures from the very beginning, I even read the Bug!dewi fic, but is contense a typo? I'm going to quickly search up if it's an actual word, but Im not sure.
Not the author but it's probably supposed to be "contents".
^ how people obsessed with the "egg prime directive" respond when you say you probably would've killed yourself if no one ever told you being a woman was an option.