PURE INNOCENCE

DECEIVING GOD I AM; FULL OF HORROR AND DEATH; TRY NOT TO BE MY FRIEND; FOR I MAY JUST HAVE TO BE YOUR END

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For those who wonder, I’m on hiatus. My living situation has gotten to be a little disastrous so I’m kind of floating from house to house until I can find a stable place. I’ll try to get on tomorrow and interact with new people!

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ftjvdah:

“ who’s complaining? the dead people? you’d think they wouldn’t have much to say about the matter, considering they’re, well, dead. ”

“The people who were coming in to look at their dead people were complaining.”

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siilcs:

‘ how sweet. what a breath of fresh air. unfortunately i’m not big on owing people favors so i’ll just take care of it on my own. ’

“You wouldn’t owe me anything. I’m just here to help. Plus, I never do anything that requires a favor.”

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scvrlctts:

“no, no, i like hearing about this stuff! i dropped out of high school, so my education has mostly been self-taught… which explains how, uh, minimal is it. what else is there?”

“That sucks, but at least you’re not using it as an excuse. You’re very smart.” Blake leaned back in his seat. “In the wrist? Like bone wise or ligament wise?”

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jfcjosie:

“ ━  Poppy flowers? “ ,Josie repeated the mentioned flowers while she took off her jacket and placed it on the counter before she immediately made her way to the corner where Poppy flowers in various colors were. “ ━  I got them in red, white, purple, pink and blue. For which occasion do you need it? I can surely help you out. “

“I will take all of them.” Blake turned around and looked at them. They were his favorite flower, and he was quite happy that a client of his wanted blue and white poppies for a funeral. “The occasion is actually really depressing.” His smile fell a little but he tried to bring it back up.

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xanderoftroy:

“Aren’t cats notorious for eating their owner’s faces post mortem? I’ve never heard of cats eating books.”

“Cats only eat their owner’s faces post mortem when when their food bowl goes unfilled. They’re naturally assholes so it shouldn’t surprise people. I wouldn’t let the cats get close to the body anyway. All the cats I have are obese.”

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kiaraperrin:

“I mean I can understand why people would think that way… but at the same time I think it’s not a bad idea. I mean morgues are depressing and cats would make them less depressing.”

“Finally! Someone who gets me!”

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dahliahq:

          — “ — i THINK perhaps that would be because of the fur ?”

“Okay, but I have a lot of lint rollers. And the cats aren’t roaming around in the place where the body is being prepared.”

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dclaniisms:

“Dude. I need to come back to Earth? Twitter’s been around since I was, like, eleven. Chopped Junior’s just a spinoff of Chopped, which is, like, eight years old. If this isn’t your Rumshpringa or whatever, that’s just sad.”

“Well, yikes. My bad. Thank you for informing me, but I think I’d rather stay under a rock. what is Rumshpringa?”

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sylviepctter:

“ oh my god, blake. maybe it’s because dead bodies don’t need feline company. “

“Okay, I’m hearing and taking your words into consideration but I disagree. Everyone, whether living or dead, needs feline company.”

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ofanarchists:

A grin appeared on Izzy’s face as she listened to the other, nodding ecstatically at the question, “That sounds fuckin’ dope, I’d do it.” She beamed before eyeing the boy up, taking out three laminated sheets of paper and a board marker, “Spider bites, snake bites, angel bites, nostril, high nostril, septum, regular, industrial, and helix.” The girl said, marking the places she was speaking about on the papers so he knew where and what she was referring to, “Oh, and belly and hip.”

Blake was taken back by her response. He was almost certain that the girl would say no. The request was a bit grotesque. “Can you come by around four today to do the job?” Blake smiled and took a moment to think. “I’ll think about the piercing for now.”

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omcrs:

“so this dude will develop into a different person because he’s missing a wrist flexer?”

“Yes.” Blake said seriously. He smiled slightly, “You developed into a different person because you have a wrist flexer.”

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nsfwdvstin:

❝ apparently on new years, i got so drunk i invited my own land lord to my party where i attempted to do a back flip off my couch and kicked a hole in my wall. he sent me a letter saying he had a good time, but that he was charging me extra for the party and for the repair on the wall. ouch. ❞

“You needed the drunk app or whatever. I see it everywhere on online ads. Would have helped you in your situation.” Blake laughed.

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dclaniisms:

“I’ve either really gotta stop watching Chopped Junior drunk, or turn my router off when I do. My twitter feed’s a mess and the fact that Ted Allen hasn’t blocked me yet is truly a testament to his inner strength.”

Everything Declan was saying confused Blake. Chopped Junior? Twitter feed? Ted Allen? He had no knowledge of what the boy was talking about. “I’m sorry, can you please come back to Earth for a second? I’m just so confused on what you said.”

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bcydaniels:

“So, I’ll have you know I finally figured out what I want my New Years resolution is.” Bay started with a nod of her head, glancing back at the figure with a grin as they moved down the street. “My New Years Resolution is 1080p.” A silence fell between them, the brunette expectantly waiting their reaction, some sort of laughter, something. as she laughed lightly to herself. “I’m funny as fuck, wait, wait I have another. What happens every year the Time Square Ball drops?”

The joke flew over the boy’s head. He found it difficult to follow. “Why would your resolution be 1080p?” He questioned, effectively killing the joke. The girl insisted that she was funny, but Blake wasn’t understanding it. “Uh, what happens every year the Time Square Ball drops?”

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vcscovi:

❝ And it will be greatly considered… are you flirting with me? ❞

“You wish I was, but you’re an attractive fellow. Someone will flirt with you eventually.”

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sylviepctter:

“ i’ve been thinking about that whole donating your body to science thing. tell me – do they keep the funeral makeup on so i’d look pretty for the future doctors of america ?? not that it actually matters, my vanity is just really nagging me about this — i’m like that one mom in the text meme where she’s like throw me off a cliff, but first let me apply my lipgloss. “

Blake chuckled. The girl truly made him happy whenever she spoke. “Unfortunately, no. You don’t really get a funeral until they operate you. Unless you were some famous medical mystery, you don’t get funeral makeup done to you.”