moved

@secret-distance

[reasonlivings]

hold on oomfies im abt to make an entire new tumblr

[reasonlivings]

moved to @secret-distance​

[reasonlivings]

hold on oomfies im abt to make an entire new tumblr

[15560931-moved]

the crossover that nobody asked for

[sleepy-bebby]

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[motobug]

“ Could you hurry this up?  It’s my chao’s nap time.”

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[lizluvscupcakes]

Laugh all you want he looks good

[cloudmancy]

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

[cloudmancy]

this post is about plastic dinosaurs

[fonchi262]

[jacryptid]

[eternal-fractal]

[zum1udontno]

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

go whiteboy go

you sent me this literally while i was eating a mustard sandwich (sandwich that has nothing but mustard) so i feel like you knew somehow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[thesinnohleague]

[lonely-boiii]

[oak23]

I hate how a lot of cultural appropriation discourse has forgotten the reason why it started appearing. It wasn't meant to punish white people for being ignorant and ban them from partaking in other cultures.

It was a discussion meant to draw attention that people of colour were constantly being overlooked or punished for the exact same things that white people were celebrated for. It was meant to elevate people of colour to an understanding and respect that white people had been afforded for years, often unearned.

So seeing people go "white people don't partake in anything that isn't white" misses a lot of nuance in the discussion, because a lot of different cultures ARE willing to share and allow people into their culture on their own terms and in a respectful matter.

There's a massive difference between a white person going "I just invented the BEST version of this" where everything had been watered down and stripped away versus one going "I try out this thing to appreciate cultures and viewpoints that aren't my own".

As a first generation Asian Australian whose own cultural identity is a massive clusterfuck I do think we need to remember that cultural exchange and sharing is incredibly important for an ever changing and global culture.

[triptihosmrti]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wipedaccount-deactivated2026020]

choose your fighter

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I’m a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right… We have a bond, these 50 rats and I….

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN’T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[leg-stealing-bee]

@three-rats

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Hey i’s me. Monkey Overwatch. Hope you all had a lovely summer. Your dad loves you. Your dad loves you so fucking much. please return my texts. Enjoy the burger i sent you in the mail.

[transjinako]

Classic issue between girls 

[transjinako]

https://dynasty-scans.com/series/the_guy_she_was_interested_in_wasnt_a_guy_at_all its this

[erraticcat]

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.