[tastefullyoffensive]

More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Tweets Part One

[anxi-ous]

Just kiss my neck and laugh a lot with me.

[pleatedjeans]

[expressions-of-nature]

[keepingupwiththecelebs]

[theonion]

[coaztal]

Legitimately one of my favorite Onion articles

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having kids is like hitting the random on character creating and just going with it

[allgenuinebeauty]

The Incredibles. 🤗

[misswallflower]

“Eat Your Heart Out” is a series of words remembered from break-ups reimagined as something sweet.

by Isabella Giancarlo

[dexfiles]

[chibird]

My friends have different styles of comforting… some work for me better than others, haha.

[booasaur]

Drumline (2002) 

[closedmindsdontlearnshit]

✊🏾

[chocolatcrush]

Don’t let these men play with ya 🤜🏾💪🏾

[chleopatraapaige]

I still admire this to this day.

[clarknokent]

This movie was really pretty great

[tupaya-devushka-blog]

International relationships really are a lot of fun.

[tmholland]

Michelle is actually funnier than me. Mainly because she teases me, but I can’t tease her. (I think that’s fair.) I can’t say anything about her because she gets mad. (Nope, you can’t.) So I guess she’s funnier.

[arandomobject]

“I want a plus-sized princess!”

“I want a princess who can’t sing!”

“I want a princess who can fight!”

“I want a non-traditional princess!”

In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

[professionalfangirl3000]

SHES THE PRINCESS EVERYBODY WANTS

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[nevver]

North American Purgatory, Marc Trujillo

[10inchflaccid-deactivated201701]

oh my…. god