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scottaukerman

Thanks @seesotv for the free Apple TV! Everyone can now watch #bajillion & #takemywife on the new app.

rebel-time-lady

i do not accept Scott's apology

spookyfbi

To anyone who insists that Bean is straight:

Remember, she had to use the ear wax when they were going past the mermaids too.

ronandhermy

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood?

hip-hip-bourree-deactivated2021

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

odin-n-out

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

death-limes

“omg i love Harry! his British accent is so cute!”

this-ugly-flower

THAT RED THING IS CALLED HARRY?

ghostvoidbby

oi mate “that red thing” is a member of the royal family

dankmemeuniversity

frogdealer

why are 20 yr olds so sad Are u guys ok

sharkboykdn

No

bangedupprincess-deactivated202

Help m e

powerfulwizard

You know those movies about those little nerd boys who get with really hot girls, and those girls eventually learn to settle for a little nerd boy because he’s kinda nice sometimes? Propaganda.

castlesbyrs

You know those movies and shows where the little nerd girl has to change absolutely every aspect that makes her, her, starting by her appearance, so she can get the really hot boy, while when it’s the other way around the girl just settles with the nerd boy? Propaganda.

silver-tongues-blog

you know those movies where the hot guy and hot girl get together but both of them are complete assholes who are shallow and hate each other? propaganda

doctorwho

We wouldn’t mind hearing that story again.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

mass-exodus

hey gaudy? you’re a cool adult.

mass-exodus

#and this is why the ‘but they looked 18/21’ excuse is such utter bullcrap#you check#you ALWAYS check#and you NEVER get to use a young person’s appearance to justify your own inappropriate behavior

reblogging again for the tags because this holds so much value to me as a minor and i think it’s really important that y’all understand this.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#adults have a responsiblity to keep kids safe #no matter how old they are

janglingargot

When I was sixteen, my family visited Hawaii, and I had a cute new swimsuit. I was a pretty busty teen, with the vocabulary of an AP English student, and while I was out swimming, a couple of college guys started flirting with me. Nothing gross, just pleasantly casual hey-you-look-great-how-are-you-enjoying-the-beach stuff.

After a minute or two of this, one of them asked if I was there with friends, and I said no, I was with my family. “Wow, you still travel with your family?” one exclaimed. “That’s cool…”

“Well, I am sixteen,” sez me.

Reader, they blanched. They flustered, they apologized, they assured me that they’d thought I was also in college, they wished me a good vacation and they bounced. All within about a minute of realizing they’d been chatting up a minor.

I was mildly mortified at the time, but now? I look back and think, Ah, what good men. What good young men.