[chips1977]

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

[uncleleoofficialfanclub]

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

[chips1977]

sorry

[splattergutz]

i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

[turnipfritters]

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[feluka]

he/they delilah what's it like in pronouns city

[feluka]

[parakeet]

#MyCoin

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[exai]

[magicalgirldropout]

[donniedykeo]

abbot stop playing

[cutecapybarapics]

[luxiomahariel]

[thyrell]

huge fan of how the recommended widget displays this gif

[becquerel]

what if we both had the same name and were discussing the rpf status of the mayor of new york