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“Some Friends” by The Amity Affliction

rebel1hayley

Big mood from those old friends from school that ditched you but still pretend to be friends

69shadesofgray

lovestory

you are the one i have been waiting for, king of my heart, body and soul

thepsychmind

Fun Psychology facts here!

speaknow

One day Taylor is gonna write a love song for her cats and I won’t even be surprised…..She’s slowly working towards it

thedarkperidot

Shout out to:

The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends

The people who want to make friends and don’t know how

The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely

The people who get left behind in a group

The people who are alone and nobody notices

The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart

The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social

annerocious

Dear Men Writers

Lesser known facts when writing women:

High heeled shoes don’t become flats if you break the heels off.

The posts of earrings aren’t sharp.

Nail polish takes a long time to dry and smudges when wet.

You can’t hold in a period like pee.

Inserting a tampon is not arousing or sexual in any way, ever.

Feel free to add your own.

deliciouspineapple

- Bras leave red marks on the skin under and around boobs and it is a magical experience when taken off.

- Make up can take anywhere from 5 to 25 minutes depending on how skilled you are.

- Taking hair out of a ponytail after wearing it for hours does not make it perfectly straight when it comes down.

- Hair when wet sticks to the skin it no longer flows, idiot.

-When women with long hair kiss, turn around, do anything, their hair falls in the way.

- Stockings are itchy and tear like wet paper bags.

ivegotthetriforce

- Pantyhose, tights, leggings, and stockings are each different. - Waxing hurts and leaves red skin for a while afterwards while shaving leaves stubble - Most can’t run in heels unless they have been VERY worn - Insecurity in appearance doesn’t mean “buy me a drink” - EVERYONE HAS DIFFERENT TASTES IN EVERYTHING

drmistytang

-Having large breasts sucks. It sucks beyond belief. If a garment happens to fit your large chest, odds are it won’t fit the rest of you. Underboob sweat is real and terrible. Bending over for extended periods of time will tweak your back out. Running can be painful due to boob turbulence. Bras are hella expensive. Big breasts are not fun.

angryschnauzer

Putting a tampon in isnt a quick bend-poke-done kinda deal. It involves cubicle yoga, messy hands, numerous curse words as you realise it isnt in correctly and have to take it out and start again with a new one.

cassiopeiassky

Yes to all of this. But also:

If her hair is in an updo, one does not simply remove a hairpin to send her hair cascading down her back. No. If her hair is an updo, it will take at least an hour and an extra set of hands to remove the 137 bobby pins that are holding her hair in place. Furthermore, there’s probably a can’s worth of hairspray in there, intended to withstand category 2 hurricane winds. There’s no cascading happening here - the best you can hope for is a misshapen nest of hair to clump and poof unattractively in the back while it still remains flat against her scalp.

marvel-lucy

This is one of the funniest posts I’ve seen in a while (especially if you read all the comments), but also really depressing because at 42 I still judge myself as having failed for not matching up to all these mythical stereotypes despite knowing they’re impossible

valeria2067

^^^This though

musicalhell

The odds of a woman having smoothly shaved legs and armpits are directly proportional to the amount of skin her clothing bares and/or the amount of fucks she gives at that particular moment.

GLASSES ARE NOT COSMETIC. If we whip them off, we do not become gorgeous fashion models. We become squinty.

thatsnicebutimmarried

-most women wear bras. Yes, even when they are trying to dress sexy. Because bras make boobs look perkier and rounder, which is something men apparently find sexy, so being a seductress or femme fatale is not an automatic reason for a female character to not be wearing a bra.

-a good bra will hide headlights, or at the very least drastically reduce their noticeability. A women with enough pointy nipple issues will opt for a padded or molded bra to hide them.

-women’s nipples do not automatically become hard pyramids visible through any and all layers of clothing the second they become even slightly aroused. They are not the female equivalent of boners. And even if their nipples do get hard, the bras they are almost certainly wearing (because even a goddamn succubus with big, honkin’ knockers for seducing men is gonna have those painful puppies in some kind of boob sling) should keep those pointy nipples from being visible to every other character in the scene, JIM BUTCHER. YES, EVEN LARA RAITH WOULD WEAR A BRA ONCE IN A GODDAMN WHILE.

eldriitchmurmurs

if you’re being tied up and tortured in a freezing underground dungeon, then you probably have more important things to pay attention to than how hard somebody’s nipples are, jim butcher

jabberwockypie

- Wearing a bra that doesn’t fit HURTS. It’s not sexy to wear a bra that’s “two sizes too small”, it’d make your clothes hang oddly and you’d have a weird, uncomfortable “quad-boob” effect and your back would hurt, BEN AARONOVITCH.

phantoms-lair

Also, after removing a too small bra, there’s gonne be angry red lines on the boobs and ribs and the lady is not going to want them to be touched by anyone for a good long while

everystarstorm

-Not all women wear heels. Those things hurt and are hard to balance in. They can also mess up your feet and back pretty bad.

hattedhedgehog

-Lips aren’t just naturally red “as if she’d been drinking wine but they were just like that without makeup cause she’s so perfect,” my dear little Kvothe from ‘Name of the Wind’. Also, girls do not naturally smell like fruit or flowers, it’s either perfume or something she’d been eating recently.

generalistherbalist

I’ve been appreciating this post but now it’s back very specifically calling out my problematic faves and I don’t think those male authors realize how much it totally takes me out of the story for a moment when they commit these errors. It does nothing useful for the plot and is annoying for half of the audience

lmorasey-deactivated20230917

Is it weird that I’m female and wasn’t aware of a solid third of these?

infinitelyblankpage

I mean, all writes take note. I basically live in man land when it comes to protagonists so I don’t know half these things despite being a woman

furryarbiterangel

(Most) Women do not look at themselves in the mirror and compare their breasts to fruit. Any sort of fruit. Especially melons. Please save us from the melons.

Also we are not aware of our breasts at all times. I do not walk down a flight of stairs and think “oh golly my breasts are bouncing so much right now”. They are as much as natural part of our bodies as arms. Do you constantly think about how your arms are moving? Sure you may be aware of them, but paying full attention? Doubtful.

dukeofbookingham-deactivated202

Also: women working out are almost never sexy. They’re not glowing or glistening or (kill me) *sparkling*. They are red and sweaty and gross just like all the dudebros doing their time with the dumbbells. Stop ogling fictional women at the gym, TOM WOLFE.

rebel1hayley

No womens hair does exactly what she wants it to do

Also no women have nice round butts unless they’re lucky or spend hours in the gym for it to be good

holygraund

#actual queen

usertaylorswift

hello, miss taylor alison swift!

it’s me, your gal…sita // 21 years old // almost graduate from my bachelor // from indonesia // and forever dork and clumsy. i’m travelling away from indonesia to melbourne just to see your show which happens to be my first international concert ever and i am so happy and pleasure that you happen to be the first singer for my first big experience in concerts. i’ve been your fan since 2009 and ever since i listened to love story for the first time, i went to the music store to buy your album which happened to be Fearless (for asian edition) and that moment too…i listened to the whole album and decided to be your biggest STAN for the rest of my life.

i’m thankful for everything you shared throughout your albums and never in my doubts that i wouldn’t like it. i ABSOLUTELY love and adore and fall in love with your album always. there are no better words on how you always relate to my personal life especially when it comes to relationship. i always listen to your songs in every single moods i have each day and i never ever ever EVER NOT sing along with them.

and since it’s gonna be my first big concert ever and so happy that you happen to be the FIRST (i mean you’re forever & always the first for me, taylor *sticking my tongue out*), i am definitely gonna sing at the top of my lungs when i’m at your show. i cannot wait to experience your SLAY performance, your b-stage moments (hellooooo, i wish you’ll sing my faves either “the moment i knew”, “i know places” –> SING IT WITH ACOUSTIC PLEASEEEEEE????, “mary’s song”, or the rest of the fearless’ songs that haven’t been sung haha), and i get to enjoy and be happy to see you for the first time :’)).

so, i’ll be with my family in melbourne and my seats are six seats so i think i’ll just write them all and my family is also my representation too haha. my seat is section L1 7, row E, seats 57-52. and i wish i am lucky enough to get picked and of course…i will be forever enchanted to meet you and i will be forever crying and SHOOKETH meeting you, so pardon my frozenness, taylor lol.

i love you so much, thank you for being a part of my life <3