savin’ lives, baby

kya; 17

[umbrellasource]

Five + coffee

[userilyarozanov]

[tuagifs]

☂️  the umbrella academy:

diego + painful… shoes?

[too-attached]

Klaus: *accidentally hits Diego*

Diego: You wanna fucking die?

Klaus: *whispering* Kinda.

Diego: *soft voice* Bro, we talked about this.

[painfullyconfused]

Umbrella Academy characters as thing stupid shit I’ve done

Degio: Throws a boomarang screams ‘RUN MOTHER FUCKER’ only to have it come back and hit my face

Klaus: slips on the same pach of ice in my driveway four times in a row before just laying down on it and missing my bus

Allison: learns how to swear in sign language just so my family can’t tell me to watch my mouth

Ben: struggles to hold five pool noodles to my chest in a pool while screaming ‘I AM THE STRONGEST DANGER NOODLE”

Luther: drops shirt in the sink and when questioned why my short is wet says I had been at the gym to seen productive when in all actuality it had been watching netflix for 6 hours straight

Vayna: texts my friend who is standing right next to me because i don’t wanna be rude to anyone by talking while they are talking

Five: drops a whole water bottle filled with coffee screams fuck and picks it up happy to find it unharmed walks to the car and spills it on myself

[tuagifs]

☂️  the umbrella academy:

the hargreeves siblings + the seven heavenly virtues (sins)

[tuagifs]

☂️  the umbrella academy:

the hargreeves siblings + the seven deadly sins (virtues)

[rob-doodle]

Diego Hargreeves “Number 2″ - The Umbrella Academy

[barbsart]

Please don’t repost my art Instagram: @barbs.art

[maclexa]

brothers™

[i-heard-a-rumour]

Five, walking into a bar: Bartender! I’d like some whisky, STAT

Diego, trying to pick him up and leave: haha isn’t my nephew adorable hahaha he thinks he’s an adult it’s so cute

[kliegohargreeves]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[losingluckynumbers]

Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!

Important family business. Meet me downstairs, okay?

Chop, chop!

+ Bonus:

[gentlemenpaws]

you ever think how fucking funny reginald could have actually been if the writers wanted to make him a daft old man and not a crazy abuser

[gentlemenpaws]

Reginald: Uno!

Luther: no thats not how you… you have five hards left

Reginald: and i placed one down. Uno.

Luther: No-

Klaus, placing down two cards: Dos

Reginald: EXACTLY

[gentlemenpaws]

Reginald: Grace look

Grace: Yes Mr. Hargree- what the fuck is that

Reginald: i made a MONKEY BUTLER

Grace: WHy?

Reginald:

[gentlemenpaws]

Reginald: FIVE

Five: yes

Reg: get me the tv remote…

Five: its literally 3 feet away from you

Reg: cant…………… reach…….. 

[whiteviollin]

the day that wasn’t  /  the day that was

[incorrect-umbrellaacd]

cop: can you describe the man who stabbed you ??

klaus, losing his breath: yeah he wasn’t very friendly

[kliegohargreeves]

give me the klaus and diego handshake they cut from season 1 in season 2 or give me death