super pro 360 no scope trained assassin

sam | 22 | cosplayer | mi i cosplay and sleep tbh next con: youmacon

[psychforums]

when u don’t know how to comfort someone else but u try anyway

[sealmaiden2000]

why text ONE heart when you can text THREE and still have them be big! thats my motto

[astound]

i need $$$$$ not feelings

[heyraybeam]

i love this movie but this part always made me sorta laugh

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

[mayothompson]

this guy is from an alternate timeline

[creigo]

i dont trust people who have a cup by their sink for when they brush their teeth. yall too good to drink out of your hands? too good to live like our ancestors? imperial scum

[uglyufo]

i just wanna wear lingerie, smell like lavender, and have soft skin

[clinicallyinsanegirl]

being called baby?????? holding hands????!? being KISSED?!!!?!???????

[melee-hell]

[australiansanta]

until we yeet again…

[bardbreakfast]

I could have a cuter room if I wasn’t a goblin who threw all her shit on the floor

[spring2000]

i never know what’s going on and i believe it’s just very sexy of me to be like that

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[pukicho]

When's your bedtime :)

Whenever I next collapse is purely up to the gods

[das-uberchicken]

me, gently pulling my consciousness back into my body: please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times

[punkiztan-deactivated20181006]

sometimes a bitch jus want a love letter u know

[fantashic]

Peak 2012 tumblr discourse was when the homestuck, harry potter, and avengers fandoms argued about the origin of “caw caw motherfucker”

[lesbianralzarek]

homestuck literally had a timestamp on a page that only read that exact phrase but go off i guess