bang bang

my name is dante. i'm a demon hunter, my bro is vergil and hes a meme loving fuck. [wttpyls crack dante blog] [reboot and original dantes]

[olololkitty]

Dante Poster by off-record

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looks at water

pats flaming head

looks at water

sighs longingly

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Ah yeah

Um

Yeah its cool

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alright, cool

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Okay.

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if it counts for anything you can just call me american its probably better that way

//chomps on some pizza

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….yeah

You look like an american too ngl

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i’d think so since i’ve lived here like most of my life 

my bro looks super british though. maybe a bit japanese too. he’s got a thing for katanas and stabbing and warrior’s honor, all that shit

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Um

okay

[rebellemon-blog]

shit i didn't mean to sound racist there about the japanese stuff

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// wakes up

oh hey 

want some pizza???

// offers a slice

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!!!!!!!!!! pizza :0

takes the slice

begins to eat it!!!

[rebellemon-blog]

got lots more where that came from if ya want some, kid.

[pprofessor-archive]

<8(

i don’t know if i should because nano might get mad…

but it’s good pizza…

[rebellemon-blog]

if this person gets mad i guess just don't have the pizza???

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Okay.

[rebellemon-blog]

if it counts for anything you can just call me american its probably better that way

//chomps on some pizza

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….yeah

You look like an american too ngl

[rebellemon-blog]

i'd think so since i've lived here like most of my life 

my bro looks super british though. maybe a bit japanese too. he's got a thing for katanas and stabbing and warrior's honor, all that shit

[rebellemon-blog]

// wakes up

oh hey 

want some pizza???

// offers a slice

[pprofessor-archive]

!!!!!!!!!! pizza :0

takes the slice

begins to eat it!!!

[rebellemon-blog]

got lots more where that came from if ya want some, kid.

[pprofessor-archive]

stops making ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

tilts head

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imitates u

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falls asleep

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!!

tugs at ur shirt gently

[rebellemon-blog]

// wakes up

oh hey 

want some pizza???

// offers a slice

[screwed-the-pooch-blog]

Okay.

[rebellemon-blog]

if it counts for anything you can just call me american its probably better that way

//chomps on some pizza

[pprofessor-archive]

stops making ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

tilts head

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imitates u

[rebellemon-blog]

falls asleep

[pprofessor-archive]

loud ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

even louder infernape noises

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LOUDER RALTS NOISES!!

[rebellemon-blog]

VERY LOUD INFERNAPE NOISES

[pprofessor-archive]

quieter ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

inquisitive infernape noises

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stops making ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

tilts head

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Cheerleader voice

I have a crush on every boy

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nice nice

so you a virgin ?

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Who are you

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name’s Dante. y’don’t needa know much else.

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um

im aoba

[rebellemon-blog]

nice name! is it, uh… lemme think …

's some sorta asian name, right?? sounds kinda exotic.

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yeah, im japanese???

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yeah, thought so. it wasn’t somethin’ you’d hear in good ol murica

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….oh you’re american

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no i just live in america

my human mom was a blueblood british my dad was. . . well he was full on devil second in command of hell or smth i'm not gonna lie to ya here so there's something for my resume i guess

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loud ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

even louder infernape noises

[pprofessor-archive]

LOUDER RALTS NOISES!!

[rebellemon-blog]

VERY LOUD INFERNAPE NOISES

[pprofessor-archive]

quieter ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

inquisitive infernape noises

[pprofessor-archive]

loud ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

even louder infernape noises

[pprofessor-archive]

LOUDER RALTS NOISES!!

[rebellemon-blog]

VERY LOUD INFERNAPE NOISES

[pprofessor-archive]

loud ralts noises

[rebellemon-blog]

even louder infernape noises

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Floats on someone Nests

[rebellemon-blog]

not a good idea to nest in that

it’s kind of

fire

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And I’m a ghost so Idc bruh

[rebellemon-blog]

oh ok cool

have fun then i dont mind

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Who the egg r u mister

[rebellemon-blog]

'm dante, and apparently an infernape.

kinda insulting that i’m a fire monkey but hey i can live with it

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Ok so You’re not a transformer then

My names rewind and I’m a weird electric thing

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only thing i transform into is a weird dragon thing. yeah don't worry about that

but nice t'meecha man

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Floats on someone Nests

[rebellemon-blog]

not a good idea to nest in that

it’s kind of

fire

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And I’m a ghost so Idc bruh

[rebellemon-blog]

oh ok cool

have fun then i dont mind

[rewind-theclock-blog]

Who the egg r u mister

[rebellemon-blog]

'm dante, and apparently an infernape.

kinda insulting that i'm a fire monkey but hey i can live with it