Always Sleepy

[kushblazer666]

[funnytwittertweets]

[everythingfox]

“Kissed my best friend to see what would happen”

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[end0skeletal-undead]

Hold still. This creature was recorded going 2,569 days without moving.

Salamanders play the long game, with many species living surprisingly long lives. But among these enduring amphibians, there is one outlier – the olm, also known as the proteus.

It has been well documented that these small white cave-dwelling salamanders can live well into their hundreds, but scientists have now gained new insight into the creatures’ glacial pace of life.

In a study which makes sloths look recklessly hyperactive, divers documenting the movements of olms in Herzegovinian caves found that over a decade, individuals tended to move less than 10 metres in total.

However, one extraordinarily inert individual was found not to have bothered moving once in over seven years.

Olms have no predators, are highly resistant to starvation – able to go without food for several years – are blind and live in complete darkness underground and underwater.

They are apparently only compelled to move in order to mate, which they do on average around once every 12.5 years.

In the caves in which they dwell food is typically scarce, but when they are able, olms feed on small crustaceans such as small shrimps, snails and occasionally insects.

Read the full article here.

Photo credit here via Getty

[blackpyrefly]

*wakes up after 12.5 years* oh god i have to fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[radiofreederry]

[somanyofthekids]

I just needed to make sure more people saw this.

[depsidase]

[primarining]

Post gandalf big naturals

[gay-pippin]

what else do you command of me

[pewdiepieburglar]

I love Hideo Kojima he makes multiple games where characters give long winded monologues (that he personally wrote) about how US entertainment media is designed to manufacture consent for the military, and then he'll spend 3 days gushing about Top Gun

[pewdiepieburglar]

Kojima is very anti war, but also he has like a little kid brain where he just loves military hardware and spies and soldiers and he especially loves big machines that go really fast and make huge kabooms, and I think it's the tension between these two parts of him that makes his art so deliciously insane

[pewdiepieburglar]

[sexhaver]

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[thrussy]

[deirdreskye]

The plan: a gay sex dungeon that is completely free of kink.

[shittymoviedetails]

In The Departed (2006), Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg play two different characters— a subtle nod to them being two different actors, despite my wife being unable to tell them apart on the first viewing of the movie.

[dunsalien]

op this is the funniest post you’ve made yet

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Thinking about the Ancient Egyptians who would take their baboon to market, so the baboon could test the fruit to make sure it was ripe and maybe attack other patrons

[rudjedet]

basket: woven figs: out baboon: on the loose

I am forcibly removed from the market place

[thatlittleegyptologist]

It's funny because the market guards would also have baboons and would just sic them on anyone they thought was stealing. So the sentence 'mauled by baboons at the local market for looking at a lettuce suspiciously' is entirely in line with reality.

GET 'IM BOYS

[tutti-durruti]

i apologize for nothing

[thatlittleegyptologist]

Do not even attempt to apologise; this is really fucking funny

[memewhore]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

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