this cage is too small to hold me.

[indie roleplay blog for Hope Blomgren. m!as acceptable, semi-selective, no smut, no power-play, message for other rules if you'd like to know! thanks. <3 also, there's no set universe- just current day. she'll probably end up being transfered to your character's universe in an interaction. avatar credit to Omniterror- FeralFront]

[bubblegumbf-deactivated20160914]

reblog if you

sin

[bamhelps-blog]

Can you reblog this if you’d RP with someone over 30?

I’m 30 and face a lot of age discrimination in the tumblr rp comm so admitting my age sucks.

[mxximoff]

❁ meet the blogger ❁

[soldierunderfire]

name: harley nickname: harles, shorty favourite flower: do herbs count?? i like aloe bc i’m a fucking nerd. favourite fruit: i love all fruit, except strawberries bc the fucking seeds favourite ice-cream flavor: vanilla or mint favourite pastime: writing, drawing, rolling on the floor chocolate or vanilla: idk how do you take coffee / tea: idk?? juST DRINKS ALREADY zodiac sign: sagittarius your catchphrase: “i’ll find a way”

[pvrseltongue-blog]

TO SPREAD POSITIVITY.

;; I challenge all of you to send me URLs! Send me URLs of your Tumblr crushes, your best friends, strangers you like to see on your dash. Send me any URL you want, and I’ll talk about the things I like about them and their blog. You can do this on or off anon, it makes no difference, just send me URLs you want me to praise. just put ‘positivity’ in the beginning of the ask and I’ll know what to do.

[ignicule]

Being the smallest one out of your group of friends like

[ashiisms]

Five Things You'd Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

[peachghosts]

OH MY GOODNESS PLEASE DO THIS

[histragedyarchive-blog]

honestly if we’re mutuals & we don’t have a thread right now, there’s a 900% chance i’m quietly debating on throwing a random thing at you or gaining the guts to message you privately??? so like… ;_; i promise, i’m not ignoring you for other threads or anything, i’m just a super anxious shy little shit. 

[of-pierce-and-parade]

If you reblog this, in the next 30 seconds you will become a dragon.

[balotellitubbies]

Not gonna take the chance of not becoming a dragon

[idiosyncraticwordsmith]

*REBLOGS FASTER THAN A DRAGON’S BURNING HEARTBEAT*

[franknfauxpas]

bilbobeutlin, go go go!!

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

DRAGON HERE I GO

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

HOW TO ROLEPLAY

Step 1: Find a partner

Step 2: Sin

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

[private starter for Fullmettle]

[fullmettle-deactivated20181020]

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Whoever keeps putting so much emphasis on working in groups needs to be fired. Or maybe tarred-and-feathered. Ed’s never needed help from anyone when it’s come to his studies, and the last thing he wants is some shmuck asking him questions that might get way too personal way too quickly.

So consider him to be employing a classic “ignore” technique when the unfortunate soul chosen to be his partner sits beside him. Rather than give the fellow student any verbal replay, he simply taps the open lab book. Not that he expects this to take long; chemistry is something he could manage in his sleep! The literal kind, at least — his attitude toward his lap partner shows that he’s really quite hopeless when it comes to the figurative kind.

Finally deigning to address his classmate, Ed slides the book so she can more easily read it. “Don’t slow me down.” And then he ambles over to the TA’s desk to collect the proper measuring equipment. It’s difficult not to be paranoid about who’s watching him, who’s whispering about his limp or his height or age, but it helps by focusing solely on the science. That’s what class is for, after all, right?

    “You done?” asks Ed upon returning with the beakers.

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

Naturally, having been tutored once before by a classic asshole in grade school who either tapped on the book or pretended to clear their throat to get her attention, her gaze shifted from her book to his. Reflex, but it wasn't necessarily bad.

Hope nodded, however it was brief, as she was intently reading through it, eyes quickly moving on to the next page. Pretty soon after she was finished, he returned, and she gave an eager grin.

"I was done before you came back."

This class was a lot of fun, although she felt much more competitive around the new guy, wanting to defend her reputation. She made the best notes, ones that the average person could read, and that was something she took pride in, considering her use of words that managed to stun people.

He probably wanted to go at his own pace, which was just fine with her. Hope quietly waited for him to start.

[decadra-archive-blog]

hailthehelpful:

what do y’all have against problematic characters do y’all expect rps to thrive with 30 neutral goods just baking pies and feeding the homeless doin the same stale ass skinny love angst plots like fuck

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

[would anyone roleplay with me should i create a self-insert blog? owo]

[booksandpublishing]

[mayennalee]

“By the time Justine dripped me off at the Clara Shortridge Folts Criminal Justice Center, I was caffeinated to the core and worried about Rick’s day in court.” - Private Vegas

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

“This is actually a boon.” -Roy Mustang

[ask-arcadia-ferris]

“Gerrof-!” Arcadia groaned loudly and she feebly shoved at Hope’s arm to make the other girl get off of her stomach faster.

[rebelliousintrovert-blog]

That did make Hope move and get off of her faster, and the shorter girl gave her a grin. “Want to call me short again?”

[wolfrider-ruavi]

Do me a favor. Reblog this if you welcome the use of ask memes as icebreakers between characters that have never, or rarely, interacted before.

[floralxfallal]

[toomuchtelly]

Ask Memes ;; Sass Edition

You can’t fight me, you’re miniature. 

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug. 

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I do.

You know, it only takes four muscles to just extend your arm and bitchslap the twat. 

Congratulations on being an awful bitch who’s completely oblivious to the fact that everyone hates you. 

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

My business isn’t your business; so unless you’re my thong, don’t be up my arse. 

I may look calm, but in my head I’ve killed you three times already. 

I would retaliate against your snotty remark, but since you resemble a garden gnome, I’d say the joke is on you. 

I thought I saw your face on my newsfeed but it turns out it was just a picture of a potato.

You want to walk out of my life, there’s the door. Hell, I’ll even hold it open for you. 

I don’t do fashion, I am fashion. 

Somewhere out there there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology. 

I’m only single because I’m too sassy for everyone.

Bitch please, have you seen me? I’m a princess. 

I think, therefore I’m single.

Life’s too short to bullshit.

If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.

When in doubt, freak ‘em out.

I’d rather die my way than live yours.

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

It’s simple, if it jiggles, it’s fat.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

[recklessbarbieklaus]

friendly reminder that even if i take ages to reply, i still want to roleplay with you