emruss6

Goofy awkward nerd extraordinaire!

[datboigavin]

he’s on his way to greatness!

[suburban-shawty-deactivated2022]

Look at the internet’s son engaging in real world activities 😢

[yonisunrider-deactivated2018032]

My boy going to the league!

[drankinwatahmelin]

we’re doing a great job raising him tbh

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via JordanKAdams97)

[only1600kids]

[schrodingers-science-ho]

Need

[qualitees]

You can get it here!

[pohtaytoes]

What about one that says I’m bi?

[qualitees]

There is one like that too

[blueglitterdonut]

What about other sexualities?

[qualitees]

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

[fanofrandomfandom]

okay but where’s my “I’m ????” tee at?

[qualitees]

Right here 

[qualitees]

NEW I’M LGBTQ+ TEE AVAILABLE HERE all profits go to The Trevor Project that provide crisis intervention and suicide prevention to LGBTQ+ youth!

[tastefullyoffensive]

[choirofthecosmos-deactivated201]

She’s beautiful

[skymoonandstardust]

Adorable <3 

[lesbianshepard]

honey is the only food product that never spoils. there are pots of honey that are over five thousand years old and still completely edible

[lesbianshepard]

i also want to point out we know it tastes the same even after thousands of years b/c archaeologists who discovered two thousand year old honey tasted it. presumably right after they looked at each other and went “what the hell here goes nothing”

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

[key--lime--pie]

I’m pretty sure they also identify human remains by taste. Archaeologists are straight up freaks.

[notaflippinmermaid]

No, no no… you identify bone from rock or other substances by touching it to your tongue. If it sticks, it’s bone. The taste itself has nothing to do with it. And most archaeologists won’t lick human bones if they know they’re human.

…and I realize that doesn’t actually do much to prove archaeologists aren’t freaks.

[midnightmindcave]

mai nam is jane and wen i dig i fynde some roks both smol and big i put my tung upon the stone for science yes i lik the bone

[dinosauriaawesome]

I’m sitting with a bunch of archaeologists and we just laughed so hard we CRIED we’re getting tshirts with this on them

[broccoliveins]

Ye olde Windows screen savers.

[liza-not-lisa-deactivated202401]

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

[herelieslill-deactivated2022041]

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

[boyznmotionvevo]

Those pipes were my childhood

[eiwilia-deactivated20210514]

I just went back 15 years ago

[tybitty93-deactivated20161117]

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

[757bg-deactivated20180207]

I remember

[localstarboy]

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

[labellabrianna-deactivated20250]

Mmm… Delicioso.

[complexitywithinsimplicity-deac]

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

[cassandracalin]

Handling responsibilities like an adult.

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[lovelybed]

*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch

[pugs]

[brown-nena]

Gymnastics

[cassandracalin]

GUYS!! I’m very excited to announce that, on February 7th, I’ll be launching the Kickstarter campaign for my very first book, “Still Just Kidding”! (I swear I’m calm and not actually screaming of excitement!) 

This book is a collection of my comics, artwork and much more, and it also contains new content! There will be a limited number of signed copies, as well as exclusive Kickstarter goodies and stretch goals! To make sure you don’t miss out and you get the goodies you want, keep an eye out for my posts and Instagram stories or head over to my Facebook page and join the event! 

I really hope you all enjoy the campaign and the book! Thank you, guys!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it’s fixed and finally cool, you leave.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I would have appreciated taking baths more as a kid if I realized how cool it was to have a tub much larger than my body.