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[zaynmalif]

[joi-in-the-tardis]

My favorite thing from the internet today.

[esperian]

this gem needs to be documented too

[oswinstark]

[tooloose-lautrec]

[nocontextgoodplace]

[the-poor-decision]

This is an underrated joke

[dynamax--grookey]

You say joke but

[quasi-normalcy]

There are two types of British TV shows: the kind that run thirty episodes across twenty years; and the kind that have produced an episode a day, without interruption, since 1960. There is no middle-ground.

[puthy]

[slapsacks]

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect

[burrgerking]

when ur teacher asks if u’ve done ur hw

[tatliruyalar]

The purest form of love, I think, is having someone who wants to learn about you, from you and with you.

[cool-ranch-humans]

why is tumblr dead on sundays you cant possibly expect me to believe any of you go to church

[questionablemotivations]

There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

[house-of-crows]

THANK YOUUUUUUU~

[kinka-juice]

A single wash cycle of plastic-based fiber (polyester, poly fleece, faux fur) may release 700,000 pieces of microplastic into our waters. Nasty stuff.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

aw dangit

[chrisintegration-deactivated202]

Wool is the most environmentally friendly fabric despite being an animal product.

[noisypitta]

Using wool isnt even harming sheep 

[chris-hansen-the-pedoslayer-blog]

Sheep need to be sheered or else it will cause serious problems. It’s a mutual relationship, we help sheep get rid of the pesky wool and it gives us a very useful material.

[calis-discourse]

This has been a Burning Hot Take™

[frighthouseofalighthouse]

Also chickens will lay eggs no matter what!! That’s literally what chickens do!!! You are not eating “chick embryos”!!! If you’re worried about supporting the corporate mass farming industry, buy from a local free-range chicken owner! Almost anywhere has farmer’s markets!

[anthropohedron]

This is the part where we talk about how the demand for agave nectar as an alternative to honey is destroying the habitat of the endangered long-nosed bat, which lives on agave.

[so-tired-centrist]

Not to mention that bees sometimes make too much honey anyways so eating some of what they make, while still leaving plenty for them, helps their hive as well as us. A lot of vegans I’ve met dont really think about mutually beneficial relationships. We eat honey/bees dont over fill their hive. We sheer sheep (and dock their tails so feces doesn’t get stuck and cause parasites)/ we get comfy clothes. So on and so forth.

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[fuck-customers]

I used to fake cry whenever rude and mean customers came through my lane. My managers are super chill people up until they see one of us upset, and they'll usually let the customer know how pissed they are that they upset me. Needless to say, a couple of cashiers call me a hero because I've gotten well-known mean customers to clean up their act.

[markv5]

Закладка…

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[stability]

[memewhore]

[charlesoberonn]

This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.

[generation-something]

this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head

[stimman4000]

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[stenchy-wench]

God’s posting videos now?

[magimerlyn]

I guess?

[princessrhcenyra]

ahdjakak oh my GOD!!

also:

[cadaver-cutie-deactivated202301]

How do you "abuse" free tampons? What does he think tampons are? Has he ever met someone who menstruates?

[headspace-hotel]

today I felt like treating myself, so I inserted 4 tampons in my vagina instead of my usual 1

[donnasweettttttttt]

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game