⚡ hope I feel like this forever.

Strong, independent Pokémon OC blog for the wildly infamous Clarissa Rennard. Played by Lo. Repping Rocket all day, every day. Read the rules before interacting, chump! racketeering since Apr-12-2016 (V.3) ⚡

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                                    AND IF YOU SAY SO

                                     I’LL LEAVE HOME                                      I’LL LEAVE HOME                                      I’LL LEAVE HOME

                           Indie Rocket agent Clarissa Rennard 💀 by Lo

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THEY SAY IT’S ALL BEEN DONE

            BUT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE BEST OF ME.

                                     @rebelracket > @snapbxck    

                   INDIE ROCKET OC CLARISSA / PLAYED BY LO ♔

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THEY SAY IT’S ALL BEEN DONE

            BUT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE BEST OF ME.

                                     @rebelracket > @snapbxck    

                   INDIE ROCKET OC CLARISSA / PLAYED BY LO ♔

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THEY SAY IT’S ALL BEEN DONE

            BUT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE BEST OF ME.

                                     @rebelracket > @snapbxck    

                   INDIE ROCKET OC CLARISSA / PLAYED BY LO ♔

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We be rollin’

//Only took something like five or six months, but Clarissa’s new blog is up and running again.

No info pages yet (yeah yeah, despite the low-key threat in my rules) because most of you know this behatted clusterfuck semi-well enough already, and if I sat around any longer this blog would never get viable. @rebelracket and its pages still exist in the meantime.

Give me a couple days to refollow everybody. I won’t be posting a starter call this time around, but hit up my DMs if you want to get the ball rolling.

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THEY SAY IT’S ALL BEEN DONE

            BUT THEY HAVEN’T SEEN THE BEST OF ME.

                                     @rebelracket > @snapbxck    

                   INDIE ROCKET OC CLARISSA / PLAYED BY LO ♔

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     I SEE YOU SLEEPIN’ ON ME;                         TIME TO WAKE UP.

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Baby she a fuccgirl. Just some cell-shading/expression practice.

Twitter / Instagram

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Slider’s her name, Roller’s her main.

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//It’s not Munday but IT SHOULD BE. I get to leave hospital today!!!

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//Guess who’s in hospital! I broke my femur at derby practice. Surgery later today.

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UPDATE:

1) Had surgery yesterday. Leg is numbed to fuck so I’m not exactly in any pain. Judging by the placement of the dressings I have a looooooot of metal in me.

2) There’s nowhere for me to charge my phone in this room. The only outlet is like 7ft up the wall and on the other side of the room from the bed that I can’t get out of.

3) No word on when I’ll get my crutches or physio just yet but I am HELLA looking forward to the time off work watching all the Netflix.

4) Derby fam have been awesomely supportive. My fresh meat career ends here, but I’m excited to keep on supporting my league as an official. According to my coach I still get to have a badass skate name haha, yay!

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//Guess who’s in hospital! I broke my femur at derby practice. Surgery later today.

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//I was gonna make a sexuality headcanon post for Clarissa over Pride Month and then I got busy/remembered that Clarissa is the most problematic queer on probably your entire dash.

Pride Month deserves better content than how Clarissa pretends to be a guy in order to catfish straight women online. That’s not how you deal with your internalised homophobia, buddy.

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tag urself

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//50% Runner, 45% Vanisher, and 5% 9-to-5er when I’m ever here...

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           “Look at that crowd of frigid faces out there, all your undies must be frozen as Articuno’s asscrack. Chill out, will you? It’s JUST sex. Who gives a fuck who’s fucking who?”

            “I swear to Arceus the first person who whips it out over here is going to lose it.”

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tenderpoison:

     “ You got some pent-up aggression you gotta get out, girl? ”

            “If that’s what you want to think, Plumeria. Would love to join all these hormonal teenagers and kidults getting their scrotums twisted-up over who gets to fuck who or what and when, but I’ve got shit to do.”

The only thing she’s gonna be hammering tonight are these loose floor panels. Girl hasn’t gotten laid in literal years.

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     “ Nobody better start shit on base or mama gonna get up out her seat. ”

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           “Kids better keep it the hell down or someone’s gonna get chucked through a window.”