[rodrickheffeley]

you're someone's hated tumblr

[chilewithcarnage]

[afurioushawk]

Free Palestine protestors have now spent thousands of dollars (probably paid for with dark money, no doubt) to heckle Kamala Harris.

They still refuse to protest Trump. Connect the dots yourselves.

[senatortedcruz]

Yeah the ppl looking for Nazi dog whistles in Taylor swift music sound like Qanoners. Please go to the hospital

[everythingfox]

Perfect audio choice

[everythingfox]

Upper body day

[afurioushawk]

The upcoming explanation and justification:

[afurioushawk]

What liberals find sexy:

What conservatives find sexy:

[whimsigothwitch-deactivated2026]

Mooncat by Denise Warren

[smeagles]

british ppl are so funny man

[bymcr]

am i missing something… or is this like…. a problem….

[nealashitposts]

the english are weak

[animentality]

[therulerofallpotatos]

[everythingfox]

Lemme try

(via)

[everythingfox]

(via)

[intriga-hounds]

Tyche came out and was mostly in work mode for about three hours. She walked on a loose lead through a very busy outdoor antique market, where lots of people and dogs paid attention to her, but she was very neutral and focused on me. Nothing phased her—from wagons and noisy hand carts, to banging van doors, to kids and strollers—except for:

1. Lifesize Baby Jesus and

2. Creepy baby dolls

And I don’t really blame her. She did also dismiss her initial fears within minutes.

Afterwards, we got coffee and a car show with jazz music and lots of revving and honking was in the parking lot. Dozens of kids were running around and some came to pet her. She was fabulous.

I brought her with me mainly so she would sleep when I got home, but she really was so easy and well behaved. We were able to work on our sit-to-greet behavior, and she offered lots of auto sits when I stopped walking. She’s just a dream!

[just-a-little-dead-inside]

[shamebats]

this one time at work a girl called me a twink in a way that felt derogatory so I said "don't say twink when you mean faggot" and she took a second and went... "FAGGOT!" ... on the one hand she got me good and on the other hand she got kicked out

[transfaguette]

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

[tarragonthedragon]

always fascinated by which things people assume are unique to their culture and which they assume are universal. listening to an australian podcast right now and they are very confident that nobody will understand that 'cozzie' is short for 'swimming costume' and explain it every time it comes up, but they give zero information about swooping season because surely everyone gets attacked by birds for like a month a year