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not a minor in too many fandoms to count at this point just reblogs of stuff i think is funny or relatable

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

MAY YOU NEVER LOSE YOUR HYPERFIXATION

[jellycatsdaily]

Jellycat of the Day | 25th August 2025

↳ Bashful Unicorn (small)

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[oursystemblog]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

never gonna understand choking during sex... homer does that to bart dude

[sticky-breadwolf]

and they probably have a better sex life than you because of it

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

homer and bart do not have sex with one another.

[depsidase]

[thesunpersists]

[comikbook]

youre not “bad at art” you just need to find a character to latch onto to where you draw them 1 million times and you improve dramatically

[gumy-shark]

i will defend that fictional teenage girl with my life. i literally don’t even care what she did. you would’ve done it too if you were her she’s probably handling things better than you would in her shoes

[busket]

I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis

[tvguts]

i think we've done a great job expanding the view of what a child's favorite animal can be. kids these days can say they love axolotls or pangolins or coelecanths and their decision is respected. maybe their parents can even find them a stuffed animal of it if they know where to look. and i think that's beautiful

[spelldealer]

me in five years when i still don’t have my life together:

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

It's been 5 years.

[omegaversereloaded]

Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied

[omegaversereloaded]

A divorced american man will join a right wing terror group because he didnt get custody of the kids he didnt take care of at all

[omegaversereloaded]

An american man will have an affair with a colleague, get caught, get divorced, and join isis

[ficklefeatherflaunter]

Intelligent words from @junequeer

[apas-95]

Yaoi Has Been Proven Scientifically

[bill-nye-official-blog]

fucking. fujoshi ass fish

[iridessence]

i cannot believe we are about to be a whole QUARTER into this century

[iridessence]

I think 2100 is the next century but I love this enthusiasm

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[glowstickhaloboy]

its awesome because the longer this post circulates the funnier it will get

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