defending sanji&usopp friendship isnt enough i need a GUN

banner by @ok_myguy Assume every dynamic I like is a QPR or platonic fulltime sanji&usopps friendship defender (open to perform mad ramblings at parties)

[aaaghhhhh]

hello! I'm percy, welcome to my blog! (he/she)

my bullseyeduo strawpage info

i figured i should make an intro post, this is my everything blog. i reblog, talk, and occasional post art here. im a sucker for character writing and i love discussions. I may be a bit nervous, but feel free to chat, i do not bite!

I REBLOG AND COMPLAIN. A LOT, please consider before following if you want to see my art blog then go to @quitlebee

tag navigation & boundaries below:

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#ghost box [txt] - my talk tag.

#screebs - extra scribbles, if you want more of my work then please refer to my art account, @quitlebee

#musings - my more long and thoughtful readings on a piece of media.

#haterisms - i made it so people can mute it, hi

I kindly request that you dont bring other romantic sanji or usopp pairings into my own self written posts. Im chill abt ships for the most part, i dont hate anything

boundaries:

i am uncomfortable w ships that involve donflamingo from one piece. dof.san especially. if you're annoying about shipping positions or too adamant about sanji being a twink sub bottom then don't follow me.

i am not a fan of suggestive content or jokes unless i join in or initiate it first.

[sibmakesart]

Maybe after visiting the Baratie and during part of 30Sanji’s recovery Zeff hops aboard the Sunny to keep an eye on his Eggplant but also becomes the substitute cook during his stay bc like father like son Zeff doesn’t handle idleness very well. It’s nice to have a real cook again, and even tho his food isn’t SANJI’S, it’s near enough that it makes the SHs both nostalgic and fulfilled for Sanji’s food.

And I just like picturing Sanji and Zeff getting to be pirates on a crew together for a bit, but low stakes. Maybe Zeff being around as his taste tester and honest critic helps him get back into cooking a bit. And they run into the older Gen of pirates that the crew knows and turns out also knows Zeff. Maybe oops pirates like Shanks and Mihawk and Rayleigh have been visiting the Baratie for ages but they all didn’t know about all the connections to the SHs bc know one in the OP universe talks about their families or their past lol

OKAY IDK IF ITS GONNA BE CANNON IN THE AU (what a sentence i am so sorry) but i loved the idea of a reunion between the two SO MUCH

[skyrimhusbandmaterial]

when you find someone who's equally unwell about The Character

[ratsoupee]

field trip cancelled

Based off hit tumblr post:

[avianhasnodignity]

merry being a ram and usopp having an intense bond with her plus sanji being represented by a ram sometimes,,, sanuso everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[cruel-hiraeth]

if you build “community” around hating other people, just know that the second you step out of line—regardless of your moral uprightness or the hypocrisy on their part—you’re the next person they’re going to tear to pieces.

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[the-haiku-bot]

there is a CRAFT in

my HEAD and i cannot BUILD

IT. snage and snatred

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[aaaghhhhh]

ITS ACTUALLY SO DIRE WHAT DO YOU MEAN 1 USD IS ALRADY EQUAL TO 18 THOUSAND RUPIAH IT WAS STILL 17 THOUSAND RUPIAH LAST I CHEKCED WE ARE SO COOKEDD

[s0upjuice]

@heropartnerweek 2026 Day 4: Loneliness and Connection

I guess the honest life isn't so bad.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[aaaghhhhh]

if no one got me i know south east asian dishes got me

[dinodoggie]

This is how Project Hail Mary went, right?

I hope you enjoy this silly video, and have an AWESOME day!

[optical-trapping]

[courtesycalling]

Thompson's new outfit

[goofbell]

come see me at tcaf, this june 6 & 7! i will be at table 323A, on the 4th floor concourse.

ill have some beautiful comics including my debut "with love, fishfly", my new sanuso zine, and my 2024/25 sketchbook zine - i'll also have my usual spread of prints, stickers, charms, etc.

hope to see you there! ^_^

[aj-thegreatest]

Everyone asks boring questions about people’s characters, like “what’s their favorite color” or “what’s their favorite food” and not “What does their Psychonauts Level look like?”

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?