Chiller

Just your friendly neighbourhood cryptid here to draw, joke, play games, and spread chaos. Be warned that I’m currently obsessed with a game about squids, and lego ninjago. They/He/It

[chillervanheimer]

commissions open!!!

hiya everyone! i'm making this post to say that my commissions are open! i'm gonna take a few pay what you can comms for rn in my simpler style. i don't normally take comms like this, but i'm really low on cash atm and really need some kind of income- here's my ref sheet for my regular pricing and what my simpler style looks like:

along with that, here's some art in my regular style to show what i can do:

thank you all so much for taking the time to read this! hope everyone has a good day! :3

EDIT: oh, right, almost forgot- my prices are in CAD and i can only accept payment through e-transfer and paypal. send me a DM if you’re interested! :3

[adeleba]

Lloyd with the Sensei Garmadon fit oh how i miss it

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[pukicho]

[aiboumatsu]

WHAT

[thedogopera]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

NASA took a pic of the dark side of the moon fyi

[marlynnofmany]

Yeah, isn’t that a cool picture? It’s the one someone showed me to point out what color the moon really is compared to the Earth! They both have the same amount of sunlight on them here.

The moon’s not white! It’s concrete-gray! It only looks so shiny when compared to the void of space!

I love learning things I didn’t expect to learn. Like when I learned that it’s called the “dark side” of the moon because it’s the side we don’t see, not because sunlight never hits it.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

she's mooning us

[pukicho]

I like to wake up and go to bed

[pukicho]

Never mind, too relatable. I like to piss and eat mildew.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

give me a nice thought

[cletusthurstonbeauregard]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

bitch I’ll live to WRITE it

[feefal]

The rot consumes

For week one of Funguary, theme: Decay

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i am delighted to inform you of the existence of the Rosefinch, which is a real actual bird that exists!

I would like to add,, strawberry finches

They’re dating🥰

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[cardentist]

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

[ramshacklefey]

Also, for ADHD symptoms specifically, if they ask something like, "Do you have trouble waiting your turn in conversations?" and your answer is, "No I'm a grown up I don't interrupt people," but you are constantly finishing sentences for people in your head and have formulated three replies before they finish talking.... the answer is yes, yes you do.

And if you can stay in your seat but are constantly bouncing a leg, clicking a pen, tapping out a rhythm on your thigh, or otherwise fidgeting, the answer is, yes, you do have trouble staying in your seat.

Neurotypicals do not require iron clad self control and three coping techniques to sit still during a meeting.

[cursed--alien]

What if your answer is "No, I don't have trouble waiting my turn because I can't tell when it's my turn so I never take my turn."?

[cardentist]

*taps sign*

[thatone-midgardian]

[necromancelena]

i wish usb ports were several magnitudes larger and made a hefty "kerchunk" sound when you plugged stuff in

[relia-robot]

[muivech]

[ashenmind]

growing up I always wanted to be poorly understood by science

[ashenmind]

glad people got the subtext on this one

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[aijoskobi]

My Human is Not

Written by Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly

Art by Sonny Liew

Star Trek: Waypoint Special #1

High Res Version

[thesterlingaffair]

[vaspider]

I read this every time it comes around, and every time, it makes me weep.

[ilikeit-art]

[calenos]

[gay-frog-is-an-understatement]

I love how it looked like a cute little art project, but then she whipped out a blowtorch and i realised shit is about to get real

[mikkeneko]

blowtorches are relatively easy to acquire, I'm just boggling at the notion of randomly having an electroplating tank lying around

[capriceandwhimsy]

Jewelers are powerful and should be feared.

[hiiragi7]

Not my usual content, but I made something I wanted to share...