my boy cal
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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sheepfilms
taylor price
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie

JVL
Peter Solarz
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Three Goblin Art
trying on a metaphor

oozey mess
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
dirt enthusiast
we're not kids anymore.
DEAR READER
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Kiana Khansmith
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Misplaced Lens Cap

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@rebootluke
my boy cal
TEXT AU: Michael accidentally tells you he likes you because he thinks he texted Luke (requested)
TEXT AU: Luke plans to take you somewhere so he surprises you
TEXT AU: Calum takes you to BWW and forgets you’re a vegetarian (requested)
TEXT AU: Michael on ROWYSO ending
(All my pictures)
TEXT AU: You get hate for being plus size (requested)
TEXT AU: Calum accidentally text you instead of Michael saying he hates you (requested)
TEXT AU: (4/4) They have some jokes for you (requested)
TEXT AU: (Part One) Your brother, Calum, is rude to you (requested)
no I'm not dead
Masterlist
Michael
Accidentally messages you instead of Calum
He invites you to a Muse concert in London
You break up because he’s never home anymore
Loving all of you
He gets overprotective
The Dress
He is mad you haven’t deleted old IG photos of your ex
You ask him why he wanted to date you
Meeting your parents
He is taking you to Spain
You send nudes to the wrong guy
You accidentally tell him the gender
He texts you thinking it’s Ashton
You and him scared that you’re pregnant
You ask him what day it is
He accuses you of cheating
You think he cheats on you so you break up with him
He finds out your uncle is Brian May
He tries to learn about your brazilian culture
Your parents hit you and he tries to sneak you out
He saw your scars
You’re horny but he just sends you Pepe the Frog pictures
You accidentally sext him, your brother, instead of Calum
You sext him and it gets heated
You ask him what nail color you should get
You sext him and he comes over immediately
Calum
He thinks you cheated on him
Sexting while he is on tour
He goes to your modeling event
Inviting him over for a swim
He gets excited
Accidentally sends you pics of rings to you instead of Luke
You’re bisexual and like his sister as well as him
He breaks up with you for a stupid reason
He finds out you speak Spanish
You by mistake call him Daddy
He tells you he likes you
Problem with your ex
He gets jealous when you cuddle with Ash
He finds out you cheated on him with Luke
You ask him why he’s been ignoring you
You text him (videogames by lana)
He thinks you cheated on him
He is jealous that you’re punk and he isn’t
He helps you find your dog
You got raped last night when you went out with friends
You help him with French
He flips when he finds out his son got in trouble at school
He is your best friend and he tries to dirty talk you
He is sketchy
Sex with him for a ride? Deal
He finds your secret tumblr
Luke
Accidentally sexting Luke
You get a piercing while he is on tour
Asking your fuck buddy for some advice
He texts you his feelings by accident
He misses you while he is on tour
You two are the annoying couple that love each other
He gets jealous
He finds out you’re messing around with Mikey
You’re scared you might have cancer
He confronts you about sexting Michael by accident
You ask him to come over at 4am
You accidentally text him in what you want to do when you get home
You have a phobia of getting sick
You think he’s ignoring you but he was at band practice
You confront him about the IHEARTRADIO boner
He finds a condom in his 16 year old daughter’s room
He is your brother and finds out you hooked up with Calum
You’re pregnant and find blood when you wake up
He finds out you and Ashton are “friends with benefits”
You prank him
He is jealous that you’re friends with the other boys
He tries to comfort you when you have a miscarriage
He saves your drunk ass
He tells you to buy SKH
He, your brother, finds out you fooled around with his best friend, Calum
Ashton
He’s at work but you’re horny
Teasing him
He breaks up with you then gets jealous
He misses his little sister on tour
Trying to convince him to join you at the beach
He got jealous when he saw you dancing with some guy
Smartest yet douchiest in your Chemistry class
He accidentally texts you pics of rings for you instead of Cal
He gets hate on twitter
He’s on tour and you tell him you’re pregnant with twins
He’s feeling depressed
He texts you sweet things
He breaks up with you then wants you back years later
He’s sexually frustrated
He tries to learn some of your Spanish culture
You accidentally call him Daddy and he likes it
He finds out about you and Michael
There are “monsters” under his bed and he’s scared
He gets jealous because you tweeted about Andy Biersack
You want to break up but he changes your mind
You text each other TFIOS style
He buys cute clothes for your soon-to-be daughter
He thinks you’re cheating on him with Andy Biersack
He’s away on tour
He is so horny
You accidentally sext him, your brother, instead of Luke, your brother
Multiple Part AU’s
Calum
He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part One
He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Two
He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Three
He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Four
He likes you so he tries to make you jealous: Part Five
He is your best friend and gets jealous at the club: Part One
He is your best friend and gets jealous at the club: Part Two
Luke
He cheats on you and pretends he didn’t do it: Part One
He cheats on you and pretends he didn’t do it: Part Two
Ashton
You sleep around with a lot of guys and he loves you: Part One
You sleep around with a lot of guys and he loves: Part Two
Michael
He forgets your 13th birthday: Part One
He forgets your 13th birthday: Part Two
4/4 AU’s
They think they’re more punk than you
You get a haircut and hate it
You send him some pictures
Sexually frustrated
They find out their daughters/sons had sex
You loose your virginity to them and regret it
You send them a booty pic
You have a daddy kink and they hear you with Ashton
2/4 AU’s
Luke and Calum fight over which one gets to date you
Calum takes Luke’s phone
Luke takes Michael’s phone while you two were sexting
Michael takes Calum’s phone while you two were sexting
Michael texts Calum about you giving him a lapdance
Hey, can you check out my 5sos blog (five-secondsofdrummer) thank you xoxo
sure !
marina and the diamonds // forget
‘cause i have lived my life in debt, i’ve spent my days in deep regret.
You know what fucking sucks ?
This is one of the only cool 5sos shirts there are on the online shop. One of the only ones that isn’t either packed with bright colors here and there or some shitty comic skulls that reminds me of “punk barbie” (and isn’t long sleeve).
And you know what ? I can’t wear this because they had to make it this cut. You try wearing this shirt with D size boobs and not looking like a walking potato ! It isn’t possible. I’d look twice my size.
Please 5sos make more “girly” cuts. MAKE THIS A NORMAL TOP PLEASE. Everyone knows most of your fans are girls, get with it !
Also no more PUT THE SKULL ON EVERYTHING AND MAKE IT AS BIG AS POSSIBLE AND THE HEARTS PINK AND … stop.
Thank you.
xx A loving fan who’d like to represent you and not look like I stole my 12 year old sister’s shirt.
IMPORTANT PSA FOR PEOPLE WITH AXIETY
STAY OFF OF YOUTUBE IF YOU CAN
-An ad is there for Scream, a new television series airing on MTV.
-it shows a creepy mask/face and repeatedly whispers “skip and die”
-after a few seconds an option to skip ad with appear
IF YOU SEE THIS AD
-relax, it’s in the screen, I promise, nothing will get to you
-if your afraid to skip, turn your volume off and scroll down to the comments section, cover your screen with your hand, close your eyes, or step away from your phone/iPod/tablet/laptop. The ad is roughly 20 seconds, just hold on and count down from 25. Then you can open your eyes. The video you really wanted to watch should be playing now.
-if you chose to skip, I promise your fine, people have skipped the ad, they’re fine, you’ll be fine, I promise.
IF YOU HAVE A CAT/DOG:
-Have it with you if you go on YouTube
- They are your official protectors and will keep you safe from scary thoughts, I promise.
-Kitty cats in ancient Egypt were known for spotting things in our world that weren’t supposed to be there and reporting them to the god Rah, who essentially struck the creature down and killed it. Your cat is a badass, it will keep you safe.
- Your dog is your fearless protector from any scary thoughts, keep him/her close. They will always be with you to help you. Dogs are extremely loyal.
OVERALL:
- The ad can’t harm you.
-nothing in/ from the ad can harm you
-I love you, stay safe
the most important thing that ive ever recorded on my phone :)