Bitch♛

~ no sideblogs we die like men ~

[3000s]

nothing bottom jeans and boots with the nothing

[3000s]

the whole club was gone

[fleshdyke]

when i get to heaven the real gun emoji will be there waiting for me

[shed-some-light]

me currently.

[shed-some-light]

yeah no i can't hang out today. yeah it's british youtubers again. yeah it'll be all day.

[soup-is-here]

OPEN YOUTUBE ANY DEVICE THEY HIT THE FUCKIN PHAN-AGON

[sweatermuppet]

[sasha-on-the-side]

Been talking about this with friends so I present to you, the cursed spectrum of media literacy

[enki2]

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[crossroadsbishounen]

[shikiimisaki]

[phulge]

i need to have a lesbian dan and phil situation with someone RIGHT NOW

[yummy-tummy-time]

[grntaire]

happy pride to everyone who recognizes her

[depsidase]

[daily-spooky]

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend