The Demons Won.

Reblog/shitpost side account of bretticle.

[possessable]

i like it when a motherfucker gets killed with their own weapon btw. 5 star trope. everybody in the club be killed at last with their own weapons dealing the fatal blow

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[rebretticle]

who let me stay up listening to horror stories again

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[doomtemparts]

one of my friends in a discord server was talking about how they were nervous about their first scheduled acupuncture appointment. another friend offered to do a tarot reading for them. sent this picture.

[minotauri]

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

[kosmogrl]

they should invent a yourself you can forgive

[probuccalfat]

who want me? lol we’re running out of time

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[floof-ghostie]

"You only like this character because she's a woman!" okay and you hate her because she's a woman, knowing that she has all the traits you would enjoy in a male character.

[bladeweave]

their eyes are BROWN they are not hazel they are not amber they are BROWN say it with me now

[sacredheart-stigmata]

Christians who feel threatened by evolution and astronomy and other kinds of modern science make me roll my eyes so hard. Like seriously? Is your faith in Scripture so flat that you cannot picture the greatness of Creation fitting into science? Are you so uncreative that you get upset at being told Adam and Eve weren’t perfectly ‘modern’ human beings? Can you seriously not find any form of God woven through genetic drift and evolutionary biodiversity? Y’all are so boringgg

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about "no one is talking about this!" posts is that at best they are weird guilt trips trying to make you feel personally responsible for the fact that you haven't heard about one specific thing happening that no one has mentioned to you. at worst they are just wrong because the op turns out to have no idea what people are talking about because they've never listened to another person in their life. either way I am not reblogging that

[butchfaith]

every time a female character gets called the mom friend i shoot another hostage

[crplpunkklavier]

we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[vigilantsycamore]

Next time you can reblog will be on 26th January 2025

[biteyourblog]

my biggest fear is being That One Friend that u dont like but u cant bring urself to block them