Bart Allen

90s Bart Allen RP blog, set after young justice but before graduation day, main acct: quadpen Blog icon by: Panako47

[onlyrpmemes]

Hey, you. Yes, you. Send me anons. Make it about whatever you want. Just send one.

No really. Send one. Or two. Or three. Whatever.

[reckless-bart-blog]

//is my theme too much? i feel like its too small but it may just be my computer

[reckless-bart-blog]

💬

“at first i hated you, for stealing my life and trying to kill max, but after i saw you save him and you ran off from the speed force i felt like i lost a brother i never knew. even though i know this version did some terrible things i’ll always see you as family”

[valtsv]

i hate it when people ask “what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?” like. awfully bold of you to assume i’ve reached peak dumbass.

[dangerously-human]

Constantly one-upping myself on the dumbassery scale

[reckless-bart-blog]

“Happy Father’s Day to my dad I never knew”

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Send 💬 and my muse will say what they really think about yours.

No holding back!

[neon-voids]

[davidcronenburgers]

This is the greatest insult in the history of television.

[randomrpbullshit]

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

[teddyridgeley]

ALL IN THE NAME OF CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT...

Send my muse prying asks about anything and everything… please?

[reckless-bart-blog]

Ooc

//I’m back binches. School and depression tried to get me but I’m back 🎉 But yeah right now I’m stuck on my phone so I’m limited but I am open to talking on discord, shoot me an ask with your discord and if I see it I’ll add you 🏃🏼 ⚡️

[shittyrpmemes]

* ∘ ∙ — misc social media sentence starters.

“i hit rock bottom once a week”

“i’m working on transcending materiality altogether & becoming incorporeal.”

“i feel like i’m already tired tomorrow”

“does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating”

“gay? straight? i’m stressed”

“here’s a joke: me”

“fuck a double text i’ll quadruple text u. u think i care????? buzz buzz its me again bitch”

“break her bed not her heart”

“my kink? love”

“this is the least illegal shit i’ve done all day”

“being shut up by a kiss is not romantic you let me finishing talking first asshole!!!! how dare you!!! interrupt me!!! do you know who i am”

“my future husband is going to have the coolest wife lol u go dude”

“movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like ‘im in love with you’ calm down maybe

“i love the kind of woman that can kick my ass”

“idk who i am but i like girls”

“pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood”

“next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy”

“what that mouth do? eat bitch”

“now this is the content i like to see”

“it’s a beautiful day to give me money”

“if you wear crocs there’s no help for you i’m sorry”

“i’m gonna replace every bone in my body with a knife, if someone punches me they’re in for a surprise (the knife)“

“spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed”

“i am, as the poets say, a mess”

“cracking open a cold one with the girls except it’s my icy heart and they’re teaching me how to love again”

[reckless-bart-blog]

//They did it. They got his eyes right. Finally.

[reckless-bart-blog]

Ooc ⚡️

//I can’t believe I forgot Bart’s birthday o+< oh well he’s having a late party! Make sure to wish him a happy birthday and don’t forget a present!

[reckless-bart-blog]

@aquarad continued from here

“y’see garth, I’d love to but zatanna kinda hates me after this whole magical universe thing.” The speedster shrugs nonchalantly “But I guess she’s just jealous that I was the one who beat the boss.”

[reckless-bart-blog]

@dementedspeedster continued from here

Bart had to keep from barfing as he picked out the sushi one by one. Once his haul was clear of the poison he thought up the perfect idea. He quietly opened up Thad’s mailbox and stuck the offending rolls all the way in the back. There, Thad shouldn't notice them until they start to smell. He patted himself on the back and moved onto the next house.

[askadultgaryoak]

Give me one Pro and one Con for living with my muse

[hopeful-hugz]

Because Halloween is tomorrow, I thought I should put this out there for blogs who have trick-or-treating muses.

Yes! You are allowed to have your muse trick-or-treat at this blog!

My muse(s) will be giving out treats for other muses and you are more than welcome to take advantage of that.