[pacificsaury]

welcome to the enterprise!

we have: tiny tormented captain, android emotion crisis, klingon rock band

[expiredcheese]

[streetl4mp]

yasss turn it up john darnielle

[shamebats]

Also Tues at the bar some kid asked if I was a "communist lesbian" & I said no, I'm a communist transvestite.

- Lou Sullivan, We Both Laughed in Pleasure

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman]

the anniversary of the library paste man’s death is today

[calellon]

the age of abstaining is over! the age of devouring has begun

[libertineangel]

Me in like 5 minutes when the oven timer goes off

[redeyye]

how were you introduced to the mountain goats

john green

spotify/youtube recommended or similar

tiktok

ex-partner or other person I have a weird relationship with serenaded me

nightvale or other podcast

no children amv

moral orel

soundtrack to something else

a friend/family member/etc

secret tenth option (other)

Voting ended onJul 19, 2023

if you don't mind, put in the tags which one and when you started listening to the goats :)

[honeypleasejustkillme]

who else mourning the person they could've been if they were treated kindly as a child

[transfemininomenon]

if they rebooted austin powers it would either be the most tone deaf unfunny incredibly offensive movie in years OR they'd do it right and really keep with the times in being very self aware and it would be one of the best films in decades. austin powers would be a massive support of trans rights because trans women means more women for him to shag

[transfemininomenon]

oh your pronouns are she/they? well baby lemme she/them titties shagadelic

[transfemininomenon]

austin powers discovers bisexuality and it blows his fucking mind

[transfemininomenon]

sub plots of the movie include him learning who he thought was a woman he previously had relations with is a trans man now and powers teaching him the ways of picking up women & powers learning he has a daughter from one of his many escapades who's accidentally followed in his footsteps to also become a spy. the two have to team up and powers struggles being a father after being absent for so long, but eventually it's revealed his daughter is a lesbian and they bond over their mutual love of shagging women

the only joke made in regards to the trans man's gender is powers going "you're a man now? now that's groovy, honey! sorry, is it still okay to call you honey?"

[transfemininomenon]

the trans man is revealed from powers learning about bisexuality and lamenting that he could've also been shagging men this entire time, only for the trans man to be like "well...."

instead of the usual awful transphobic joke of being disgusted powers is instead ecstatic that he's already had relations with another man and that the pressure is already off for future encounters

[transfemininomenon]

there's a mid credits scene of him celebrating his first planned encounter with a man and him making a comment about how he's finally been with "both" genders, where he's then informed of non-binary people existing and how there's a whole world of genders for him to explore and it freeze frames on his shocked but absolutely delighted face

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

[emeraldcas]

i will like my mutuals posts when i have no idea what they're talking about it's called supportive blogging & it's important for our ecosystem

[azpunkdotcom]

[goat-of-departure]

[bloodenjoyer]

when people act like Large Beverages are the thing thats wrong with america as if thats not the only thing keeping me from driving off a cliff... ohhhh Those greedy americans slonking away at their Large Beverages. we're literally all working in the hamburger mine to afford rock and roll disc . Beverage is all we have

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

it’s really too bad that cigarettes kill you because what the fuck are we supposed to do with our hands? just keep them at our sides? is this fucking Star Trek?

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I can’t do stim toys for reasons previously discussed re: my body yearns for calamity. However I think it should be socially acceptable to just walk around holding small objects that are on fire that don’t kill you. I should be allowed to burn things habitually.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

hey

what if

when I used to smoke at hookah bars the appeal was almost entirely in watching the smoke rise (that and I got quite good at smoke rings)… I feel like bubbles satisfy that aspect, at least, and also they delight other people

[iamramonadestroyerofworlds]

May I suggest:

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I really love the confident absurdity of “Sherlock Holmes will be jealous of your bubble pipe.” God I hope so. I hope he seethes with unspeakable envy. I hope it makes him sick with desire. I hope it undoes him.

[retrogamingblog2]

Is that a threat?!?

[doradotcom]

daily affirmations: at least im not 14 🙏❤️

[runby2]

cocaine bear is in theaters and im so excited to see cocaine bear and my girlfriend was like we shouldgo on a date to see cocaine bear and our boyfriend was like “you should go see cocaine bear” then our other boyfriend that is a painter and bordering on death because he’s not getting his proper modern day Victorian boy enrichment of mercury laced paint excitedly says “can we go to kentucky and see the REAL cocoaine bear? in kentucky they have the cocaine bear immortalized as taxidermy.” and i said why would we drive 3 hours to kentucky to see a bear that ate cocaine and didnt stop because it tasted bad. just ate a whole ton of cocaine even though its an omnivore and cocaine is not meat nor plant and tastes like shit. and boyfriend 2 didnt reply with anything other than the kentucky advertisement “come see the REAL cocaine bear at the kentucky fun mall.” which is the craziest string of words . anyway, so we aren’t doing that. but cocaine bear is out