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>You look up at your old friend from your spot on the ground. You’re tired and angry and just want everyone you know to leave you alone. >At least John isn’t a part of things. Hi.
>You have no idea what’s going on in Opal’s life, and frankly, you’re just happy to see her again!
You could tell something was up but you weren’t gonna bother with that.
hey! wanna hear a joke?
… Sure.
>Not like you have much else going for you anyway. Seriously. Not even TA could bother you as much as you already are.
during the wedding rehearsal a groom hands the pastor 100$. "what's this for?" says the pastor.
"can you change the vows where it says to 'always be faithful' and stuff?" the pastor nodded and pocketed the money.
on the day of the wedding, the pastor came to the groom's vows. "do you promise to never see another
woman in sickness and in health, bring your wife breakfast in bed every morning, massage her and obey her every wish?" the groom squeaked a yes.
after the ceremony the pastor stuck the bill back in his hand and said apologetically, "she offered me a better deal."
