[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[dont-touch-my-fandoms]

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

[ambris]

I will never not reblog this

[willetwork-deactivated20240228]

what the FUCK

[hang-me-in-the-louvre-deactivat]

i quote this like everyday

[bisexualwario]

[meangirlnurse]

[chaos-storm]

Caption: Mom: ‘‘If a stranger came up to you and said; I’m your mom’s friend and she sent me to pick you up, what would you say?’‘ Kid, off-screen: ‘‘You’re a liar because my mom doesn’t have any friends.’‘ Mom, after a slight pause: ‘‘Well that’s not what I expected.’‘

[im-the-batmann]

Sounds like what it would be like if I had a child

[tricksythieves]

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

How do you feel about pickles?

My mom used to buy those huge jars full of giant pickles. These guys:

When I was 3 years old, I got into the fridge, somehow got into a brand new jar (we have no idea how) and ate every single pickle and drank all the juice.

Ignoring how I opened the jar or fit that many pickles into my toddler stomach, my mom scolded me and told me other people have a right to pickles too. She said I can't eat ALL of one item in the fridge.

She replaced the jar, and I got THAT one open too, I removed a single pickle and set it aside, and I ate all the others, drank all the juice, and stuck the single sad lone pickle back into the empty jar.

My dad Never got over this. He brought it up any chance he got.

I like pickles though yeah.

[ghfhghbmnbmn-deactivated2014032]

school reblog if you cried 

[recoveringreedaddict]

Logging into my tumblr after three years like oh the app still sucks

PS sorry to everyone i accidentally unfollowed and then refollowed

[thevastnessof]

zuko has a customer service voice that he got from working food service and he does in fact use it during his reign as firelord when important people are getting on his nerves but he cant afford to lose his temper. it terrifies anyone that actually knows him bc its completely different from how he usually talks. i dont who that cheerful helpful-sounding man is but that is not our boy

[moveslikekeithrichards]

worst part of driving is when ur going 15 over the limit & ur still getting passed by everyone like bastards You are the animals here not me

[kaijuno]

[we-love-gaming]

open world games

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[straightmansummer]

my spotify algorithm: finally!! I know what music you like!

me: (listens to “Take Me Home, Country Roads” for an hour)

my spotify algorithm:

[silianrail-archived-deactivated]

im gonna steal all the good usernames when everyone leaves

[buckysoldatbarnes]

marvel studios: and then, chris evans IMPROVISED the line “I am steve rogers !” He talked to groot! ha ha pretty wild and silly huh : )

venom production team: yeah tom hardy just fucking climbed in the tank and ate a fake lobster do we look like we know how to manage him

[ryanhatesthis]

[basedheisenberg]

Real recognizes real.