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spin-the-wheel-polls

Poof! You’re a mermaid now. Spin to get a type of mermaid! How we feeling about this?

You have been turned into this type of mermaid!!

What do you think?

I love it!!

it's alright

Ew

EW

oh cool I didn't know this type existed!!

Result/other

Voting ended onJul 12

(I do not know much about mermaids, forgive me if I made any mistakes. Do not drown me.)

#octopus mermaid!! fuck yes

sniperct

tumblr waiting for news on mitch mcconnell (image source)

It's very interesting to me to witness a gaggle of mean girl coworkers fawn over their favorite male executives for being loud and brash, cursing at people, and yelling at them in the workplace...

But the moment that I, an female individual contributor peon, assert myself in a polite way (literally, "no, thank you") with one of the mean girls, I'm sent to the principal's office and scolded for not respecting the queen bee.

I hate these people so fucking much. It's like they're trying to grasp at the remnants of their sorority sister clique hierarchy, except everyone is in their 40s and it's a corporate workplace and it's embarrassing, frankly.

#work woes

weepingwidar

Nancy Friedland (Canadian, 1971) - Okay Okay (2025)

#art

misscrazyfangirl321

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

#I am dying to make a zucchini casserole but zucchini are SO EXPENSIVE right now

daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

#video

Hey quick question, what’s the point of car alarms these days?

#or fireworks loud enough to set off 20+ car alarms in my apartment complex #in my fantasy world neither of these things would exist

So, getting a bout of carpal tunnel sucks complete ass

godlessondheimite

you muste drinke water in accordance with thou temperament. if thine are prone to fits of hot blood and choleric fevre, quench thy heated spirit with water of warmth, but be careful not to imbibe cubes of cold-solid, for thine insides will seize and freeze in transmutation of its properties.

that’s what some of you sound like.

foxmulders

it’s crazy how much you can read if you read

All my work apps officially stopped working on my phone today

#one step closer to leaving this employer #work woes

Gonna be honest, any remaining patience I had left for europeans complaining about heatwaves evaporated about 10 years ago when this AC discourse started.

Anyway, I slept 10 hours last night, had a day out today, and made it home before the bulk of the World Cup traffic started, so I’m feeling fab

I’m about to be put on a PIP because some cunt who I don’t even report to took issue with me politely telling her no a couple of weeks ago, and I couldn’t be happier about it 🙌

My manager is also in the “please for the love of god lay me off already” camp now. So it only took her about 3 months to realize her leader has rocks for brains.

She’s given me permission to basically clock in and then do whatever the hell I want all day because we’re not allowed to do anything unless explicitly asked to. No more volunteering for projects, no more sharing ideas or brainstorming, no more helping coworkers just for the sake of it. Just do exactly what we’re told and nothing else (malicious compliance baybeeee).

We all just want that severance money now. Most of us are raising our hands to quit and nobody at this company seems to give a shit despite opening HR cases against these idiots. Oh well!

#work woes

My new leadership team has me wishing I lobotomized myself like these fucking morons because life must be nice when you’re not embarrassed by doing bad work and being a bad person.

#work woes