Dope Phyrexia

mostly mtg and dnd but homestly nowadays wayyy more anti capitalism and anti america stuff than i was expecting.

[karn-libated-blog]

The game has been cleared

[succubusboyfriend]

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

[valjestering]

example A

[kropotkhristian-deactivated2019]

do you have any advice or sources on talking with state socialists/communists about china's capitalism and colonialism/imperialism in africa? cause every time it gets raised they basically resort to saying "its not colonial/imperialism because they're communist/not white/it doesn't fit lenin's exact definition/etc. sweaty" and it gets infuriating

I don’t really think it is worth arguing with people who dont think that modern China is a capitalist country. There is a reason all of our American businesses outsource their manufacturing jobs to China, and it isn’t because China cares about or is ran by workers or on behalf of workers.

Whatever world people like that are fighting for is so obviously not the world I am fighting for that it isnt really worth my time. We just have to beat them.

[datarep]

~80% of the 50 largest public companies are connected to one another through 1 or more shared board member

[ithenaturalist-deactivated20201]

Good, the less board meetings we have to storm when the revolution comes

[minc3meat-blog]

[butmuhgains]

The best part is that this could be unedited and anyone who’s seen all the other episodes besides this one would never know

[karn-libated-blog]

I assumed it wasn't edited

[liberalsarecool]

Trump is a walking gaslight. #1984

“Don’t trust your senses, only trust me”, says the wife-cheating, six-time bankrupt con artist.

[candlekeep-deactivated20180801]

who trolled murica

[dankmemeuniversity]

the internet is broken we just became a fucking meme 

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

[doctor-roman]

The rabies blog was a troll btw.

I want to believe

[karn-libated-blog]

If so they are really dedicated to looking legit. I sacrificed 15% of my brain cells to go pretty far into their blog.

[severalowls]

I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: 

[evilkillerpoptarts]

[maestropear]

Alexa can play Skyrim tho

[severalowls]

Damn you’re right.

I’m on mobile can somebody add that as a point for Roomba.

[mysteryseeker]

here you go

[aichihuahua]

[mtg-brokentoken]

Oathbreaker?

I like that you need your Commander out to cast your Command spell. Some similarities to Brawl, but enough of a twist that some playgroups might prefer it. Still, I could see it getting “broken” with Neheb, the Eternal And something like Relentless Assault, as you’d presumably be getting more mana each main phase to recast the Assault.

Still, worth a ponder.

[karn-libated-blog]

You'd still have to draw neheb, but I would just have path to exile

[nonamphibious]

talking to other queer ppl like

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[giada-luna]

Reblogging for that last exchange.

[brainwad]

Dionysus slips in at the last minute and makes it sweat milk.

[maliciousindungeon]

Boris Groh is one of my favorite artists, mostly because of his works that feature LARGE skeletons just doing their thing

[maliciousindungeon]

This is by far my most successful post on tumblr and I am really fucking glad because my main man Boris deserves to be recognized for his work. Even if its mostly getting passed around in the form of memes about cheese.

[er2bai3wu3-deactivated20180918]

I AM SCREAAAAAMIIIIING WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS

[starlightandtears]

Makeup is cancelled. Beauty blogging is cancelled.

[summerashes]

Did she give herself a permanent contour

[gluten-free-pussy]

Oh my lord

[homiedepot]

Chemical burns are in!

[gkpmnipples]

@whitepeopledoingdumbshit

[whitepeopledoingdumbshit]

Holy fuck this is so stupid

[irespectfrogs]

A set that I’m going to turn into an 8-page zine for an art show in May. I might sell some online if I have any left over!

Virtues of the Scholar coming soon, so please follow if you want to see more of this!

Edit: Virtues of the Scholar completed, click here to see!

[karn-libated-blog]

@warriormale