actus non facit reum nisi mens sit rea

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[red-chimaera]

So I'm playing through Destiny and I have developed a theory. You know how you have to attack Phogoth the Untamed for a while to get Xyor the Unwed to show up? I've decided they're a couple, or if they're not, they should be. One's official moniker can't be "The Unwed" forever, and he apparently needs taming. I've been playing this damn game so much I'm developing Hive ships. Help.

[ohteepeeh]

I´m just curious, can you reblog this if you are a woman that plays assassins creed or other triple A games?

I´m just trying to make a point with a friend who tells me that there is no female public for them

[red-chimaera]

Reblogging because hellllllllllooooooooooooooo.

[red-chimaera]

Well, having seen Guardians of the Galaxy, I can now conclusively say that Cap 2 is the finest Marvel movie yet. Nah, I kid. It was funny and charming and whatnot. More importantly, I think I now ship Nebula/Winter Solider, which may be the fifth or sixth weirdest thing I've ever shipped. Who's with me?

[red-chimaera]

Snowpiercer: Why eat people in the tail of the train when you can crash the stupid thing and let the polar bears eat the two remaining people alive instead?

[secretlytodream]

STEVE & BUCKY | THE MAN ON THE BRIDGE

"Steve Rogers must face one more fight"

The ever amazing boopboopbi wrote a super amazing story "The Man On The Bridge" and I loved it so much I wanted to make a video for it. So me and ink-phoenix did a little collaboration and oops? Sorry not sorry :D I mean, crazy amount of angst, well written plot, all these characters and such length (~110K) - what else do you need to run and read it?!

If you don’t follow these ladies yet - DO IT. If you haven’t read the story yet - READ IT. That’s all :)

[boopifer]

I have been alternatively sobbing and flailing over this for the past twenty minutes. OMG. Just…I just…. *weeps with joy* thank you!!! *smoothers with internet kisses*

[red-chimaera]

So this is awesome. Such a great fic by a great author.

[futuredudeman-deactivated202205]

As far as I’m concerned these are the real titles of certain films in the Marvel Franchise.

Black Widow: The Quest To Deal With Tony Stark’s Shit

Black Widow 2: Fuck Now I Have To Save Like Five of These Morons

and her upcoming film

Black Widow 3: Steve What The Fuck Is Your Friend Doing

[red-chimaera]

Black Widow 4: Fuck Now I Have To Save The Other Five Why Did I Sign Up For This

[mishasteaparty]

[roane72]

Okay, but the funny part here (aside from Lilian), is that Cap does this ALL THE TIME in the comics. Like, this exchange. Even in the little bit I read, I saw it two or three times:

Villain: You won’t do the thing, you’re Captain America.

Cap: Nope. *indicates less morally upright companion* They will.

Which kind of suggests that Cap is less about moral uprightness and more about plausible deniability. ;)

[steamchef]

He’s still just a paladin in a mixed-alignment party. “I can’t kill that orc, because it’s unarmed, and I’m a paladin of justice. My ranger buddy, however, can totally do that. So go ahead, ranger buddy.”

[boopifer]

Cap is ALL about plausible deniability.

[red-chimaera]

Reblogging just for the comments.

[sebastianstoned]

[red-chimaera]

I really excited about this, but if Joss gets near Civil War, we're ALL going to die. 

[sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2]

wipe him.

[red-chimaera]

If the entire next movie was just Bucky slaughtering his way through HYDRA bases, I'd be okay with that.