[dilated-deactivated20140613]

[theconceptofanicecube]

:^)

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[japanese-plants]

Lily of the valley by Kawarazaki Shodo (1899-1973)

[dailybayonetta]

Bayonetta 2 + Jeanne’s concept art

[blogencenamais]

O Agente Secreto (2025)

The Secret Agent ver mais+(more)

posters by: Alessandro Montalto @noctrnlayouts; Eileen Steinbach @SG_Posters; Hamza Ansari @scan_thoughts; Joseph K. Roman @joseph_k_r; @justbychris; The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring; Travis @postersbytravis; @bartnikp23

[red-desu]

VAI TOMAR NO CU NORUEGA AQUI É PERNAMBUCO PORRA

[chouleonasimp]

Metal Vessel! Oh wait, wrong kind of Vessel, Sinbad !😰

"let me cook" moment when I was thinking "maybe Date a Live battle outfit aka Astral Dresses doesn't far or much different from Magi Metal Vessel".... In a sense that they all transformed and be super buffed/gorgeous with different kind of magic and power. Yeah, that's Metal Vessel alright 😭😭😭 So I had this vision of Sinbad x Tohka. 😭😭😭 and it's super hilarious to draw too ( i died of rofl drawing this lmao) (not sure when I will draw Kouen x Kotori, but I will get there haha u can't stop me nyuehehehe ✨ Footnote: has my Magi OC appearance next to Ja'far. Translation text: "WTF" )

[rankaneword]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[ruinedchildhood]

[howthehelldoileave]

I hate that people never include the finished render when posting that. it looks so good it's a shame not to.

[lowaharts]

[amygdalae]

[deforest]

I LOVE LUCY (1952) 1.21 — “New Neighbors”

[eb0shi]

[viktor-the-leshen]

[kira-serialfaggot]

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

I was there when he said it actually

[7kqe3j9fzdwm-deactivated2025110]

"oh yeah even if your opponent has an unexpected advantage that completely turns the tides of battle (you thought they were unarmed when they aren't) you shook totally just keep going with your current plan, otherwise you're a coward"

he would not say that.

[alexiaroselikethewine]

you're just afraid of a big thick girlcock

[gnilliam]

[abalidoth]

Whether Sun Tzu would be into girldick is completely orthogonal to whether he would give bullshit bravado advice that will get you killed. He's the "logistics win wars" guy.

His ladycock advice would be more like "The wise general chooses an adversary who uses familiar techniques."

[fallenangelvictorious]

there is a lot we will forgive for girlcock on this site but misconstruing Sun Tzu is NOT on that list

[zeitundraum77]

[mudwerks]

us tumblr elders should get these free