Incorrect Videogames Quotes

Mainly Incorrect Quotes of games I'm playing irl (Genshin Impact, Far Cry, Assassin's Creed, etc)

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Kaeya, fondly: It's moment like this I will never forget

Diluc: With a good therapist, hopefully I will

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Scaramouche: I could strangle you

Childe: You're not tall enough

Scaramouche: You just sunk low enough for me to reach

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Jean: I just want to hear those three little words

Klee: I love you

Jean: That's sweet, but try again

Klee:

Klee: I will behave

Jean: There we go

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Jean: You can't just set all your problems on fire

Diluc: You'd be surprised about how many things are flammable

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Signora: I love this picture of the Harbingers. We were so happy

Scaramouche: Where's Childe?

Signora: He wasn't a part of the Harbingers yet. That's why we were so happy

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Sara, to Itto: I'm attracted to you

Itto: I-

Sara: My foot is attracted to your ass

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Itto, to Gorou: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Granny Oni, from the other room: Would you like to stay forever?

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Itto: I can fit the whole world in my hands

Gorou: No, you can't, that's imposs-

Itto: *picks up Gorou*

Gorou, blushing: I have a reputation

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Jean: Did you have dinner?

Kaeya: I had a salad

Kaeya: It was actually a fruit salad

Kaeya: Well, it was mostly grapes

Kaeya: Ok, it was all grapes

Kaeya: Fermented grapes

Jean:

Kaeya: It was wine

Kaeya: I had wine for dinner

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Thoma, cuddling Taroumaru: I love dogs so much they make me so soft an-

Ayato, from the distance: woof

Thoma:

Ayato: Cuddle me

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Kaeya: Time for plan G

Aether: Don't you mean plan B?

Kaeya: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties

Jean: What about plan D?

Kaeya: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago

Lisa: What about plan E?

Kaeya: I'm hoping not to use it. I die in plan E

Diluc: I like plan E

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Itto: So I was just wondering if you would go out with me?

Gorou: Yes.

Itto: You'll come arou- WAIT DID YOU SAY YES

Gorou: Uhm, yes?

Itto: OMG HOLD ON BRB

Itto: *dashes off*

Gorou:

Gorou: ... So should I leave or...

Gorou:

Itto: *shows back up dragging Kuki behind him*

Itto: Say it again

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Zhongli: *does something*

Childe, possibly drunk: THAT’S MY BOYFRIEND BITCHES

Zhongli: husband

Childe: Even better!

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Bennett: I can’t find my phone

Diluc: Okay, I’ll call you

Bennett: No, wait--

Phone ringing: You are my dad (you are my dad!) BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE*

Bennett: ...

Diluc: ...

Bennett: I can explain

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* CLICK HERE for the song

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Razor, picking up his phone: What, Bennett, I’m busy

Bennett: Do you think drinking 36 cans of red bull consecutively would make my senses heightened or would I just die?

Razor: ...

Razor: I’m on my way

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Gorou: I win this round

Itto: No? I have you pinned to the floor

Gorou: I know

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Kaeya: I was once arrested for being too handsome

Lisa: The charges were immediately dropped due to no supporting evidence